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Janaury 24, 2012 - I've put up some dyns for the play.


Janaury 19, 2012 - If you want to purchase the official script to The Book of Mormon, you can do it here! I'm working on a transcript of the play as performed 10 months ago. It's not finished, but I already know that there are small differences between this performance and the official script.


Janaury 10, 2012 - South Park Season 15 is scheduled to come to home video on March 27! :)


South Park - 'The Complete 15th Season' on DVD and Blu-ray Disc: Street Date, Box Art, Extras, More!

All fourteen episodes from South Park's fifteenth season are available in this exclusive three- disc set. Join the boys as they take on revolutionary product development, start new business ventures, cope with the struggles of getting older and join the U.S. Border Patrol. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park!
Comedy Central and distributor Paramount Home Entertainment have announced DVD and high-def Blu-ray Disc releases for South Park - The Complete 15th Season, coming out in both formats on March 27th. Each 3-disc set (308 minutes) will include bonus material such as Deleted Scenes, Behind the Scenes of "City Sushi", and the Featurette "6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park". Both versions are listed as having widescreen video and English subtitles; the DVD includes English 2.0 Stereo sound while the Blu-ray release boasts of English 5.1 Dolby TrueHD and 5.1 Dolby Digital audio. Pricing hasn't been revealed, but going by the last two season sets the DVD version will be $49.99 SRP and the Blu-ray version will be $57.99 SRP. Here's the packaging for both formats (right-click for big):

December 27, 2011 - Merry Christmas, everyone, and Happy New Year! Now, a roundup of South Park News for Fall.


Kim Jong Il may be gone, but he'll live on in Team America, World Police. :) (The Inquisitr, December 19)
Grammys: 'Book of Mormon,' 'Anything Goes' albums are nominees (Los Angeles Times, November 30)
From Game Informer's South Park gallery:
  1. January Cover Revealed: South Park
  2. Crafting The South Park RPG
  3. Good Times With Weapons: The Combat of South Park
  4. Capturing The Sounds Of South Park
  5. What You'll Find In South Park

Fall news now cropped and in the South Park Timeline.

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