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Okay, class, settle down. I've got some news for you:
December 18, 2014 - Live Tweet for #HappyHolograms now up. Happy Holidays!
December 8, 2014 - We have episode info for the season finale!
December 1, 2014 - We have episode info for the ninth episode!
November 17, 2014 - We have episode info for the eighth episode!
November 9, 2014 - We have episode info for the seventh episode!
November 3, 2014 - We have episode info for the sixth episode!
October 29, 2014 - From a Sia Furler source. Where it was taken is not specified. But see the tweet right below it.
October 27, 2014 - We have episode info for the fifth episode!
October 12, 2014 - We have episode info for the fourth episode!
October 9, 2014 - Lorde tweeted something about last night's episode. Check it out! :)
October 6, 2014 - Less than three days away, and we now have episode info for the third episode! But first, the Live Tweet for Gluten Free Ebola will occur a half hour before the episode starts on the East Coast! Now, on to the episode info!
September 28, 2014 - Less than three days away, and we now have episode info for the season premiere! But first, the Live Tweet for Broadway Bro Down will occur a half hour before the episode starts on the East Coast! Now, on to the episode info!
September 21, 2014 - Less than three days away, and we now have episode info for the season premiere! But first, the Live Tweet for Broadway Bro Down will occur a half hour before the episode starts on the East Coast! Now, on to the episode info!
September 18, 2014 - Live Tweet for The Ungroundable is here! S17 is out on video, so get your copy now! Season 18 begins in six days! And even now, people are finding visitors. The latest one is from "4th Grade." It went unnoticed for 14 years! Check it out here.
September 1, 2014 - South Park Studios has been putting up the commentaries Matt and Trey have made for every season to date (except for Season 2, 'cause they didn't want to make full-length commentaries), but they come on Hulu now, so they have commercials you can't hide.
August 11, 2014 - RIP Robin Williams. Found dead at home this morning at 11:30 AM or so, apparently from suicide. More details tomorrow, as the investigation has just gotten underway. His claim to fame in South Park? Singing "Blame Canada" at the 2000 Oscars.
July 27, 2014 - The South Park Live Tweet - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers from last Wednesday, July 23, 2014. And cover art from Season 17! Next Live Tweet is on August 27, for "Fishsticks."
July 18, 2014 - apparently, you get ads even with a Hulu Plus account. Hulu has always been a gigantic ad whore, and it's so good at this that it handles ads better than the old SPS player did. Ah well. At least we get two months of free eps (with ads, of course) until the season premiere. On September 24, H+ members will enjoy HD versions of all episodes, while everyone else gets SD versions of maybe 30 random episodes a week. The newest five episodes (HD hopefully), will be available to everyone.
July 12, 2014 - South Park has its 13th Emmy nomination now, for "Black Friday"!! Also, South Park Studios' site has moved to http://southpark.cc.com/ This would indicate that South Park Studios Classic is gone. Now that Hulu has taken over streaming duties for the site, I will tell you that you get lo-res. ad-supported versions of the episodes on the site, as well as HD, no-ads versions of the episodes behind a paywall ($8 a month, no contract).
June 27, 2014 - This morning TV Shows On DVD announced that Season 17 of South Park will arrive in stores on September 16. No cover art released yet.
June 26, 2014 - Two days ago, June 24, South Park Studios announced on Facebook and Twitter that Sseason 18 will start on September 24! Thirteen more weeks! Also, the AWESOM-O live tweet from last August has been updated with info from the June 24 retweet.
March 3, 2014 - The game will be available in a few hours! Woohoo!
March 1, 2014 - Well, tweets in this case.
February 20, 2014 - South Park Studios doesn't accept any scripts or ideas from outside the Studios. The four South Park Studios FAQs below explain why.
February 16, 2014 - It's been a while since I mirrored the South Park Studios FAQ here, but since there are no new episodes until September, I have time to update it and mirror it again. So, here it is. It seems it hasn't been updated since January 27, 2013, which is about the time the Season 17 premiere was announced, and the time Important Studios was announced. Since then, South Park Studios has tried out a new look. Twice. Last summer, it put up the new site and hid the old one, and it didn't work out too well. In late fall it put up the new site again as the Beta version, and the former site as the Classic version. The Beta version will not have the FAQ - it will have the SPS Wiki... someday. Meanwhile, you can check this site out for all your SP info, as well as its Facebook page, or the South Park Archives Wiki, or the South Park pages on Wikipedia.
February 3, 2014 - Ubisoft has posted two new gameplay clips of The Stick of Truth. You can find them on its media page, as well as stills and other fun stuff.
February 3, 2014 - Viacom is still cracking down on people who post copies of "201" online, so it hardly matters if the copy is unbleeped or not. So last week, the unbleeped version of "201" appeared online and a transcript of the speeches at the end of the episode quickly followed. Here are the words that had Viacom so heavy-handed. As Matt and Trey said, there's no mention of Muhammad in them, and no direct reference to the threats they and Viacom had received the week or two before.
As you can see, terrorizing major comporations like Viacom works too. I was gonna post a link to the audio, but the link no longer works. Also, a video clip of the unbleeped scene was removed from LiveLeak for copyright violation. But if you know where to look, you can find the whole epiosde, unbleeped.
January 29, 2014 - Five weeks to go!
January 27, 2014 - Last Wednesday, South Park Studios presented a Live Tweet for Medicinal Fried Chicken. I still haven't seen one for "The Hobbit."
January 17, 2014 - Looks like this version of "201" never left, heh. It purports to have the text for the three speeches Kyle, Santa, and Jesus made at the end of the episode. I'll have to put it in its place once again. Here we go! 201 UNCENSORED AND RESTORED (mostly)
December 19, 2013 - Winter is almost here, so this site is getting its winter coat, lol. Time to put this season into the archives. The only thing to look forward to until Season 17 comes out on video and Season 18 begins is The Stick of Truth, coming in three months. The live tweet for "The Hobbit" didn't happen yesterday as expected. :/ Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and I'll post throughout the year. Peace!
Season 17 news now cropped and in the South Park Timeline.