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April 27, 2012 - I've put up the script, secrets, and guests for "Cartman Finds Love". Also, Season 16b is scheduled to start on September 26, according to South Park Studios' admin, nall.


April 23, 2012 - Info for the seventh episode of the season now up! Also, I've put up the guests for "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining".


Episode 1607 - Cartman Finds Love

Cupid runs rampant in South Park. There's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had. Now, to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love, it's time for Cartman to finally let someone know exactly how he feels.

April 20, 2012 - I've put up the script and secrets for "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining".


April 16, 2012 - Info for the sixth episode of the season now up! Also, I've put up the guests for "Butterballs".


Episode 1606 - I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Spring Break won't last forever and the kids want to make the last day count. The boys are excited to spend a day ziplining in the Colorado Mountains. But high in the Rockies, far from their families, their trip takes a bad turn. Chances of survival are slim. All they can do is wait to be rescued. But will help come too late?

April 13, 2012 - I've put up the script and secrets for "Butterballs".


April 9, 2012 - Info for the fifth episode of the season now up! Also, I've put up the guests for "Jewpacabra".


Episode 1605 - Butterballs

Bullying has become a national health epidemic and South Park Elementary is not immune. Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video. Will he able to handle the pressure that goes along with the notoriety of taking on such a worthy cause?

April 6, 2012 - I've put up the script and secrets for "Jewpacabra".


April 1, 2012 - Info for the fourth episode of the season now up! Also, I've put up the guests for "Faith Hilling".


Episode 1604 - Jewpacabra

South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mysterious being.

March 31, 2012 - I've put up the script and secrets for "Faith Hilling".


March 26, 2012 - Info for the third episode of the season now up!


Episode 1603 - Faith Hilling

The boys are consumed with a life-threatening phenomenon. Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanitys only hope.

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