Kenny's Wisdom

By Wild Willie Westwood

Sometimes, when Kenny says things along with other kids, those things don't show up here.

Kenny Doesn't Die In

Episode 110 - Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

1. head instead"
2. When he tastes bird dung instead of snow: "Ptui"
3. Before Mrs. Broflovski drags Kyle away: "Kyle's crazy!"
4. On seeing Mr. Hankey for the first time (just a piece of poo, no hat or gloves): "That is the sickest thing I have ever fuckin' seen"
5. On being asked to remove a star from the stage and learning that it is above a shark tank: "huh?"
6. After removing the star successfully, he gives a "phew!"
7. On seeing that he's still around for the closing credits: "Woo-hoohoo!"

Episode 201 - Not Without My Anus

1. Not a part of the episode.

Episode 207 - City On The Edge Of Forever

1. When Kyle tells the boy in the red shirt not to upset Kenny, "Huh?"
2. What time is it? "Almost 7:30"
3. His turn to remember: "Hey guys. Remember back when Terrance and Phillip was off the air? All I know is that it was a loong time ago, and Death was chasing us on a bicycle down the street."
4. Revision: Kenny taking on Death, "Take… that! And that, that is for me, and that, that and that, that and that, that, that, that!"
5. Stan: Oh my God! Kenny- killed… Death!
6. Kyle: You… bastard.
7. After his flashback, "Heheheh. Now that's what I-he call a sticky situation!"
8. Being corrected, "Oh, yeah."
9. Dream Exit 1: The Scary Monster reaches for him, "Uh oh. Hey uh, you guys! Help me doooowwwwnnnn! Heeyy, you guuuuyyyyys!"
10. Stan: Oh my God, it's killing Kenny!
11. Kyle: You bastard!
12. Stan: Hoh boy, we're in big trouble.
13. Dream Exit 2: the boys imagine themselves in a Happy Days episode, and the Fonz has landed his bike and is headed for a brick wall. Kenny fails to move, "Hey, that freakin' bike-"
14. Stan: Oh my God, they've killed Kenny!
15. Kyle: You bastards!
16. Back on the bus when it lands in the vat of ice cream, "Hooray!" Follows from Dream Exit 1.
17. After Stan wakes and calls Kyle to tell him about his dream, Kyle mentions that Cartman, Kenny, and he are going to Happy Burger and asks if Stan wants to come along. Thus, Kenny wasn't really a part of this epiosde except as a part of Stan's dream, so those deaths don't really count.

Episode 301 - Rainforest Schmainforest

1. On being a part of the Getting Gay With Kids choir: "This sounds fucking screwed" [the others laugh]
2. Glad Mr. Mackey is sending him and the other boys with the Getting Gay With Kids choir:
   "Woohoo!" [the boys look at him] "I mean, 'Oh.'" [looks down]
3. Introduces himself to Kelly on the bus: "My name's Kenny."
   Lenny? "No, it's Kenny."
   Johnny? "Kenny!"
4. In San José, denies being poor: "Argh! That's just so untrue."
5. Once off the bus, agrees with Kelly about living in America: [in bliss] "Uh-huh."
6. At rehearsal Kelly asks him if he remembers the choreography: "Yeah, I think so"
7. Kelly wonders if they'll be okay in the rainforest overnight: [stops] "Look. Everything is fine."
   She wants to tell him something: "Okay."
   She likes him: "Really?!"
   She thinks they communicate well: "Oh, that's great!"
   She doesn't think so: "That's not good?"
   She can't have any feelings for him: [pissed] "Aaaargh!"
8. Kelly breaks down after seeing Jake eaten by a yellow flower. Kenny puts his arm around her:
   "Oh, there, there now. There's nothing to be afraid of, dear." [comforted, she smiles]
   "Well, I like you-" [she moves away]
   [pissed] "Oh, God damn it!"
9. Returns for Kelly after she trips while running from the Yanogapa: "I've gotcha. Let's go!"
10. Kelly wants to be his girlfriend, and doesn't care if they live in different places: "Kelly, you said it!"
11. Exit - Kelly wants to stay in touch with him: "Okay. I can do that." [lightning strikes him, knocking Kelly away]. "Christ!" [he falls, she gets up and goes to him]
12. Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
13. Kyle: You bastards!
14. Return: Kelly gives him CPR until he recovers
15. Kyle: Whoa, dude!

Episode 307 - Cat Orgy

1. Not a part of the episode.

Episode 308 - Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub

1. Not a part of the episode.

Episode 311 - Starvin' Marvin in Space

1. When the agents grab the boys to talk to them on a matter of national security: "Huh?"
2. Why would anybody send money to Pat Robertson? "To pay for the pockets on his peehole."
3. Trying to get to the Marklar ship with the other boys: "Hey, you guys, I'm a little bit be-" [trips over a rock and lands on his face] "Oof."
4. Getting caught: "You guys, just fly away!"
5. Realizing why he's still alive: "Oh my God, I get it."
6. He doesn't die, but after being encased in carbonite, he appears with the other boys in the Marklar ship after Sally Struthers released the ship from the junker's grasp. He's not with them when they land on Marklar, though.

Episode 405 - Great Expectations

1. Not a part of the episode.

Episode 410 - Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?

1. Tries to get Cartman's poem right: "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's operation-"
2. Tries to understand the Eucharist: "What?!"
3. Realizes what telling his sins at all means: "OH, SHIT!" (he has plenty…)
4. Cartman blames Kenny for setting Mr. Garrison's cat on fire: "What?"
5. Stan doesn't want Timmy going to hell: "What are we gonna do?"
6. Stan is saying his Hail Marys: "Hey, dude."
7. Stan shows his frustration: "What??"
8. Mad that Stan couln't keep from cursing: "Fuck! Oops!" [covers his own mouth]
9. Exit: "Yow!" [a tour bus slams into him and takes him away, but see next episode]
10. Stan: …Oh my God, they've killed Kenny!
11. Butters: He had sins that he didn't confess!
12. Cartman: And he never took Communion!
13. Stan: He's doomed.

Episode 411 - Probably

1. Return: [scraped from the bottom of the tour bus in Ensenada.] "Ahow!" [He didn't die after all.]
2. Gathers himself: "Where am I?"
3. Repeats his question to the gas station attendant: "WHERE AM I?"
4. Calls Cartman from a pay phone: "Cartman?! Cartman, you've gotta help me, and I'm not foolin' around!"
5. Cartman asks him to describe hell in all its horrible detail: "Um…"
6. Sees Cartman get off the bus, rushes up to him: "Eric! Eric!"

Episode 415 - Fat Camp

1. Kyle asks Kenny to slice open the manatee: "Nuh uh!"
2. Kyle offeres him $5: "FIVE BUCKS???" [grabs the knife and starts cutting away]
3. Kyle asks Kenny how much to eat the manatee's spleen: "I'm not eatin' that!"
4. Kyle asks Kenny how much to eat his vomit: "WHAT?!"
5. Nineteen bucks are on the line: "Ungh." [goes ahead and eats his vomit]
6. Jesus thanks him for coming on the show: "Sure!"
7. Stan asks Chef if Kenny's a prostitute: "Yeah. Am I?"
8. Crap lands on Kenny's face while he's under the Porto-Potty toilet: "Ow."
9. The Krazy Kenny Show announcer asks him what he'll do next: "Well, I'm gonna give my grandfather a full-body sensual massage."
10. Howard Stern starts the bidding for perfomring oral sex on him at $50,000: "And me!"
11. Kenny undercuts Johnny and Tom: "…Ten bucks!"

Episode 505 - Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow

1. He speaks gibberish as the other boys go nuts over Terrance & Phillip appearing at the Denver Coliseum.
2. Stan says the boys can't help with the preparations for the Earth Day Brainwashing Festival: "Yeah"
3. Terrance says Phillip is doing Shakespeare in Toronto: "Toronto?"
4. Carl chops off Kenny's left hand: "AAAAHH!"
5. Stan: Oh my God!
6. Carl chops off Kenny's right hand: "OOOWWW!"
7. Kyle: You bastards!
8. Carl chops off Kenny's left lower leg: "Aahhh!"
9. Carl chops off Kenny's right lower leg: "AH how!"
10. Cartman tells him everything turned out okay: "Oh, well now that's sweet."
11. Exit: Still alive at end of episode, but bleeding badly.

Episode 514 - Butters' Very Own Episode

1. Not a part of the episode.

Episode 612 - A Ladder To Heaven

1. Taking the ticket stub from Kyle: "Okay."
2. Greeting the boys a few days later: "Hey you guys. What's goin' on, man?"
3. After hearing Cartman sing "Vicious Circle": "Shut up, Cartman, you blood-belching vagina!"
4. Reiterates for Cartman: "I said: Shut up, Cartman, you blood-belching vagina!"
5. Once more: "I said: Shut up, Cartman, you blood-belching vagina!"
6. Exit: none, as Kenny didn't return in his own body
7. Stan: Dude, don't you know what this means? You drank Kenny!
8. Cartman: Shut up!!
9. Kyle: You did, dude! You drank his whole body!
10. Cartman: Shut up!
11. Taking the ticket stub from Kyle: "Okay." (this time, it's from Kenny's viewpoint)
12. Cartman says he's not sharing his body with that poor piece of crap: "Stop calling me poor, you fat dick!"
13. Cartman tells Kyle to stop shaking him: "Where am I, you guys?"

Episode 613 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

1. Stan asserts that there's four fourth graders to face the sixth graders: "Yeah!"
2. Stan reminds Craig that Cartman has Kenny's soul in him: "Yeah. Luckily, Cartman's body is big enough for the both of us."
3. Reminding Cartman of what the word to "we just don't know where we are" is: "That's what lost means, stupid!"

Episode 614 - Death Camp of Intolerance

1. Makes a paper airplane through Cartman. No lines.

Episode 615 - The Biggest Douche In the Universe

1. Greeting Stan, Kyle, and Chef as they enter Cartman's recovery room: "Hey you guys! How's it goin'?"
2. Laughs at a trailer of Rob Schneider as a stapler: "Ha-heheheh"
3. Fights with Cartman in Cartman's body on the way to Scotland: "You shut up, fatass!"
4. Fights with Cartman about watching The Carrot: "I wanna watch, fat boy!"
5. Exit: Dives into Mrs. McCormick's pot roast, which gets lost inside Denver International Airport. Rob Schneider finds it, takes it home, and eats it.

Episode 617 - Red Sleigh Down

1. Walks into the scene at City Hall: "Hey guys. What's goin' on?"
2. Kyle asks where he's been: "Oh, I've just been hanging out."
3. Agrees with Stan about things being back to normal: "Yeah."

Episode 701 - I'm A Little Bit Country

1. Cartman says he wants to have a flashback: "A what?"
2. Explains why he's with the boys to his father: "I'm doing my homework."
3. Stuart urges Kenny to leave with him and the protesters: "But Dad, I-"

Episode 702 - Krazy Kripples

1. Present, but no lines

Episode 703 - Toilet Paper

1. Wonders with Stan how their art teacher could talk down to them: "Yeah, how the fuck is that?!"
2. Likes Cartman's idea of TP'ing the art teacher's house: "Yeah!"
3. Joins in the verbal assault agains the art teacher at her house: "Yeah! Fuck you!"
4. Surprised that Mr. Mackey wants to talk to him first: "Me??"
5. Agrees that Kyle will reveal their crime first: "I think so too"
6. On Stan saying they won't be killing Kyle: "Yeah!"
7. On Stan saying my they should confess: "Yeah, maybe we should."

Episode 704 - Cancelled

1. Cartman farts on Kyle the third time: "Gaaahaha, he got you again!"
2. Cartman farts on Kyle the fourth time: "Derrr!"
3. Cartman farts on Kyle the fifth time: "Yes it is!"
4. The boys look back at Earth from the visitors' ship: "Awesome"
5. The large doors open and Stan assumes the head alien is coming in: "Oh no!" [tightens the hood on his face]
6. Joins the boys in judging a good appearance for the alien: "No!"
7. Stan likes the new appearance the alien gets, a taco that craps ice-cream: "Me too."
8. On hearing the show can stay on, with the other boys: "All right!"
9. Kenny arrives with the photo of the joozians: "Hey you guys, look."
10. What the hell is that? "I don't know."

Episode 705 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

1. Cartman offers to buy food for the boys at the mall with his gift certificate: "Woohoo!"
2. "When you eat a taco it comes out your backside too, cholo!": "Heheehee, heheh yeahah."

Episode 706 - Lil' Crime Stoppers

1. Supports Stan's determination to keep playing Detectives: "Yeah!"
2. Playing the Good Cop to Cartman's Bad Cop: "Awww, don't be so hard. Maybe he's tellin' the truth, huh?"
   "Aw. Now just be nice. Poor lil thing."
   "Aw, please don't make him confess."
   "Aw, it's okay kid. It's just done in a jiffy."

   After the boys are kicked out by the FBI boys: "What do we do now?"

   Realizes he's in a strip club: "Woohoo!"

   Firing off his own "gun": "Pakew! Pakew!"

Episode 707 - Red Man's Greed

1. Supporting Cartman on what Cartman would do to the Native Americans: "Yeah!"

Episode 708 - South Park is Gay

1. Shows off his new purple jacket: "I just LOVE this jacket 'cause it's SOOO beautiful!"
2. Agreeing with Cartman that Kyle just isn't presentable in his regular clothes: "That's the truth!"
3. Anticipating the girls being all over him: "Woohoo!"
4. Looking forward to the fancy floats in the metrosexual pride parade planned on the spur of the moment: "Woohoohoo!!"

Episode 709 - Christian Rock Hard

1. Kyle says Kenny's music style is more Latin Jazz: "What? Is it?"
2. Asserting that you can download music for free on the Internet: "Yeah!"
3. Remembers an artist the others didn't mention: "Oh you forgot to get some Judas Priest"
4. Agreeing with Stan to just get home and get back to band practice: "Yeah."
5. Supporting Kyle's decision to not play until people stop downloading music for free: "Yeah!"
6. Agrees that MOOP is cooler than Faith + 1: "Yeah."

Episode 710 - Grey Dawn

1. Noticing all the old people driving towards the boys: "Ohhhhh, look! You guys!"
2. A bit alarmed that a police car is chasing Stan's grandpa down. The boys are in Grandpa's car at the time: "Oooooo my God!"
3. In Cartman's mind, once Cartman's plan to kill Kyle succeeds: "Woohoo!"

Episode 711 - Casa Bonita

1. Agreeing that catchng a disease and dying isn't funny: "Yeah."
2. Glad to hear Kyle can take three friends with him to Casa Bonita: "Woohoo!"
3. Agrees that going to Casa Bonita will be awesome with Butters coming along: "Yeah!"
4. Sing Happy Birthday to Kyle along with the other boys.

Episode 712 - All About The Mormons

1. Present, but no lines

Episode 713 - Butt Out

1. Kyle says the boys should just play cards and forget about the anti-smoking commercial Cartman ended up taping: "Well yep, that's what I think."
2. Agrees with Kyle that Cartman was totally wrong about the other boys being his friends: "Uh huh."

Episode 714 - Raisins

1. Present, but no lines

Episode 801 - Good Times with Weapons

1. Cartman shows Kenny a weapon he can afford to buy: "Shuriken. Awesome!"
2. Kenny transforms, but what he says is hard to understand.
3. Cartman suggest they show off their weapons to Craig and his friends: "Hey yeah! That'd be awesome!"
4. Cartman concludes that Butters is their new sworn enemy: "Yeah"
5. Fires his shuriken at Butters: "Yeah! Take this, Professor Chaos! Feel my wrath!"
6. Tries to explain his action: "I just threw it like Stan asked me."
7. Looking for Butters with the others: "Butters!" (twice)

Episode 802 - Awesom-o

1. Present, but no lines here.

Episode 803 - Up the Down Steroid

1. Tries to console Kyle: "Don't take it personally, Kyle"

Episode 804 - The Passion of The Jew

1. Stan leaves Cartman and Kyle to their feud: "Me too!"
2. Amazed at how much The Passion has made at the box office: "Goddamn!"
3. His opinion of The Passion: "Yeah, it totally sucked!"
4. "How can they even call that a movie?": "I dunno."
5. Stan wants to get his money back, and so does Kenny: "Yeah!"
6. Stan asserts that The Passion is a snuff film, not a real movie: "Yeah!"
7. Stan suggest they to go to Malibu: "Malibu? But how?"
8. Greets Mel Gibson: "Hello"
9. Stan aknowledges that they lost money, but that it was the principle that was important: "Yeah. And the truth."

Episode 805 - You Got F'd In The A

1. Kyle tells the OC leader he just got served: "Woohoo."
2. The boys cheer: "Woo woo."

Episode 806 - Goobacks

1. None, but present.

Episode 808 - Douche and Turd

1. Likes the idea of write-in candidates: "Yeah, totally awesome!"
2. What's funnier? A giant douche or a turd sandwich? "Giant douche."
3. Cheers with Kyle: "Go giant douche!"
4. Message to the parting kids: "Giant Douche! Vote for him!"
5. Agrees with Kyle that they should make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy: "Yeah."

Episode 809 - Something Wall*Mart This Way Comes

1. None, but present.

Episode 810 - Preschool

1. Upon hearing of Trent Boyett's release from Juvenile Hall: "WHAT??"
2. Not satisfied with playing fake Fierman: "How about we put a real fire out?"
3. On taking pics of Mrs. Marsh's tits: "I'll do it."
4. Remembers he's the one carrying the necklace to put around Cartman's waist: "Oh yeah."
5. On the sixth-graders helping them out: "Woohoo!"
6. Rejoices with Cartman: "All right!"
7. With the boys, trying to apologize to Ms. Claridge: "And it's time for us to come clean."

Episode 811 - Quest for Ratings

1. Joins Craig at the VIP table: "Woohoo!"
2. Cartman wants to know what he's doing there: "Craig just asked me to do his show, geez."

Episode 812 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

1. None, but present

Episode 813 - Cartman's Incredible Gift

1. Kyle is sad that no one will listen to him about Cartman's gift: "Don't take it personally, Kyle"

Episode 814 - Woodland Critter Christmas

1. None, but present. Most of the ep was a Christmas story Cartman wrote about Stan.

Episode 901 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

1. None, but present. He consoles Kyle after Kyle is rejected from the basketball team for being too short.

Episode 902 - Die Hippie, Die

1. Upon being told that the government is using its corporate ties to make the boys sell magazines so the corporations can get rich: "Sonofabitch!"

Episode 905 - The Losing Edge

1. None, but was in all the games wearing a cap instead of his hood, so his face and hair were seen.

Episode 906 - The Death Of Eric Cartman

1. He cries when Cartman eats all the skins and leaves the other boys the meat and bones
2. The other boys talk about Cartman's bad habits: "Yeah, fuck him!"
3. The boys plan to ignore Cartman: "Fuck yeah!"
4. Stan and Kyle have been visited by Butters apologizing for Cartman, who was with him: "Me too."
5. Kyle figures Cartman is apologizing so the other boys will let him back in their circle of friends: "That guy would try anything"

Episode 907 - Erection Day

1. None, but present

Episode 908 - Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow

1. Not present.

Episode 909 - Marjorine

1. None, but present. He detonated the girls' fortune teller.

Episode 910 - Follow That Egg

1. Stan is afraid Mrs. Garrison will pair him up with Wendy: "So?"
2. Mrs. Garrison asks him and Powder how their egg is: "Our egg is okay"

Episode 911 - Ginger Kids

1. Kyle thinks it's a great idea to make Cartman into a ginger kid, but Kenny's not paying attention: "What's a great idea?"
2. Kyle thinks it's a great idea to make Cartman normal again, seeing as Cartman turned being ginger to his advantage: "Hehe, yeah. Hehe."
3. On their way to Cartman's house, Stan remembers Cartman's warning about gingers snatching other kids away in the middle of the night: "Hehe, yeah, heh"
4. A ginger kid snatches Kenny away while the boys run from the gingers: "AH!"

Episode 912 - Trapped In The Closet

1. Cartman suggests that the boys go play at FunLand: "Hey yeah!"

Episode 913 - Free Willzyx

1. Kyle asserts that Jambu can talk: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Episode 914 - Bloody Mary

1. Not present.

Episode 1001 - The Return of Chef!

1. Stan is glad Chef is back in town, even if he is acting weird: "Yeah, me too."
2. Kyle suspects something is making Chef act weird: "Like what?"
3. As the boys discuss Chef's pedophilic behavior, Stan notes that Chef has been with the Super Adventure Club for the previous three months: "Yeah, I think what we need to do now, guys, is get down to the bottom of this shit once and for all."
4. Chef seems to be his old self after coming on to Spantaneous Bootay: "Chef!"
5. Cartman tells Kenny to use his Spin Blossom Nut Squash on William, the man guarding Chef back at the Super Adventure Club: "Yeeeeehah!"

Episode 1002 - Smug Alert

1. Not present.

Episode 1003 - Cartoon Wars, Part I

1. Cartman wants to do something about Family Guy showing Mohammed on TV: "Like what?"

Episode 1004 - Cartoon Wars, Part II

1. Not present.

Episode 1005 - A Million Little Fibers

1. Not present.

Episode 1006 - Manbearpig

1. Cartman wonders why they're going to visit Al Gore at the Komfort Inn: "Yeah, I don't get it."
2. Calling out with the others for help after the caves crumbles around them, sealing them in: "Hello!"
3. Kyle determines that no one can hear them: "What are we gonna do??"
4. Stan thinks there's another way out: "Oh, no kidding."
5. Kyle asks Kenny if he sees a way out: "No, nothing!"
6. Kyle concludes that they're completely sealed in: "Yes, I see that."
7. The boys have found a way out of the collapsed chamber they were in, so they must be closer to the outside world: "We're almost there!"

Episode 1007 - Tsst

1. Cartman wants to crash with Kenny for a while: "Fuck you."

Episode 1008 - Make Love, Not Warcraft

1. Checks out Kyle's avatar: "I think Kyle has fake titties, hahaaha"
2. Confirms that he's logged in to the final battle against the rogue: "Me too."
3. Celebrates the victory with the other boys: "Woohoo! Oh man!"

Episode 1009 - The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

1. None, but present

Episode 1010 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

1. Kyle tells his friends that Ike and his teacher are having sex: "Really??"

Episode 1011 - Hell On Earth 2006

1. Not present

Episode 1012 - Go God Go

1. Wonders what Cartman can do to get the Wii that much faster: "What?"

Episode 1013 - Go God Go, Part XII

1. Not present

Episode 1014 - Stanley's Cup

1. Not Present

Episode 1101 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

1. Not Present

Episode 1102 - Cartman Sucks

1. Cartman asks if putting someone's penis in your mouth makes you gay: "Ehe, that makes you very fucking gay."

Episode 1103 - Lice Capades

1. Cartman says that only poor people spread lice around, and since Kenny is poor...: "What? Fuck you!"
2. Cartman says the lice inspection is unnecessary, since all it'll do is send Kenny home with his lice: "Hey! Fuck you!"
3. Cartman accuses Kenny of coming to school with lice and lyring about it. How does Kenny plead? "Not guilty!"
4. Kenny speaks twice more, but those two statements are clearly intelligible.

Episode 1104 - the Snuke

1. Not Present

Episode 1105 - Fantastic Easter Special

1. Not Present

Episode 1106 - D-Yikes

1. Mrs. Garrison has assigned the class a weekend assignment the boys find quite impossible to do in time: "What the hell are we going to do?!"
2. He's the first to realize that the day laborers didn't write the essays, they wrote (to) their eses (friends): "Uh oh..."

Episode 1107 - Night of the Living Homeless

1. Echoes Stan after Kyle says they should do something about the homeless: "Yeah, what are we supposed to do?"
2. Cheers Cartman on for jumping one homeless person: "Yehes!"
3. In the sewer, Cartman complains that it really smells like Kenny's house: "Dude, shut the fuck up about my house!"
4. Kyle says he saw a bus the boys could modify: "What are you gonna do?" Kyle replies that they're going to save their parents from killing each other.

Episode 1108 - Le Petit Tourette

1. Not Present

Episode 1109 - More Crap

1. Not Present

Episode 1110 - Imaginationland, Episode I

1. No lines, but is building a snow sculpture with the other boys. Later, he joins the boys to Imaginationland with the Fanciful Mayor, then escapes from there with the other boys on Draco.

Episode 1111 - Imaginationland, Episode II

1. Not Present

Episode 1112 - Imaginationland, Episode III

1. Not Present

Episode 1113 - Guitar Queer-o

1. No lines, but is with the other boys watching Stan and Kyle play Guitar Hero, and playing basketball with the boys.

Episode 1201 - Tonsil Trouble

1. Greets Cartman with the other boys in the teachers' lounge: "Hey Eric."

Episode 1202 - Britney’s New Look

1. Not Present

Episode 1203 - Major Boobage

The only line here is the one I couldn't finish deciphering

1. Remembering what he saw while he was still cheesing: "The titties. On a..."

Episode 1204 - Canada On Strike!

1. Not Present

Episode 1205 - Eek, A Penis!

1. Whose idea was it to take the answers out of Garrison's desk? "Yeah, that was my idea."

Episode 1206 - Over Logging

1. Not Present

Episode 1207 - Super Fun Time

1. Cartman wants Kenny to be his partner: "No, I'm partners with Craig"
2. Mr. Garrison uses Kenny as a human shield: "What? Hey, let go."
3. Frans asks if the employees want to see a child die: "NO they don't wanna see a child die! You guys! Uf."
4. Frans starts a countup to 3: "Goddamnit, someone help me!"

Episode 1208 - The China Probrem

1. He's disappointed Kyle didn't call Cartman out on his racism: "Damn."

Episode 1209 - Breast Cancer Show Ever

1. No lines, but is with the other boys at the center table in the cafeteria. He appears throughout the episode.

Episode 1210 - Pandemic

1. Why does Kenny buy razors and shaving cream at heis age? "Hey dude, I like to shave my balls"
2. Why would he shave his balls? "'Cause girls like shaved balls"
3. They do? "Yes they do"
4. What girl is gonna see his balls? "Well I don't know."
5. Excited at the prospect of making some money: "Woohoo!"
6. Reacts to a guard in a watchtower shooting dead a musician standing next to him: "Jesus Christ, he fucking shot that guy!"
7. Offers his reason for wanting to be released: "Sir, please, I have to get back to my ???"
8. Kyle asks why Homeland Security would send the boys into Peru: "Because they have us to kick out again?"

Episode 1211 - Pandemic 2 - The Startling

1. Cartman says the boys are getting sick of Craig's attitude: "Yeah!"
2. Notices something behind the two captains and warns them: "Hey, look out!"
3. Tells Cartman what he thinks: "I thnk you suck."
4. Inside a beautiful Incan temple with waterfalls everywhere: "Yeah. Pretty."
5. Craig shuts the door on them when they invite him to be part of a Mariachi band: "I fuckin' hate Craig!"

Episode 1212 - About Last Night...

1. Not Present

Episode 1213 - Elementary School Musical

1. Agrees not to take part in an elementary school musical, should one be made: "No way in Hell I'm doing it."
2. Swears not to take part...: "I swear too."
3. With the other boys, reminds Stan about their promise: "Yeah."
4. Agrees with Kyle that Stan broke his promise because he's afraid of losing Wendy to Bridon: "Yeah!"
5. With the other boys, sees that Stan has broken his promise not to take part in an elementary school musical: "Yeah, look at yourself, dude."
6. His line in the song the boys sing together at the end of the episode is indecipherable.

Episode 1214 - The Ungroundable

1. No lines, but is with the class at the computer lab.

Magic the Gathering Commercial

Here's the letter Trey sent to Taison Tan, Beef-Cake's Webmaster, about that commercial

Hey, dude-

I was just f*cking around on the net and looked over the site, great work. One part troubled me, though. There's this section called 'What Kenny says' where some guy claims to know what Kenny is saying and he's totally wrong. I want to put it out to the viewers - especially the part about 'Magic The Gathering' Your guy (Mike Kalec) writes that Kenny is saying something that is a slogan of magic ("It's Not just a Game"), but in fact, Kenny says 'That sounds f*cking gay' in the commercial. I want fans to know this, because Matt and I were so pissed off at having to do the stupid promo. Could you get it out to the fans loud and clear that this is what Kenny is saying? Once you know, and you watch it again, it's totally clear.

Take it easy,
Trey Parker