Background Songs of South Park
By Wild Willie Westwood
Episode 111: Tom's Rhinoplasty - Wendy's Song (I Remember When)
sung by Courtney Ford
I remember when we fell in love
The moments that we shared were timeless
Saw it in the wind, knew it in a glance,
the songs we sang were simple reminders.
I can't stop now
My heart's awake
I feel your arms
My arms to take
Why must Stan change
Even when love is the same?
Episode 113: Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut - There You Are!
sung by Toddy Walters
There you are, like a throbbing star.
I want you to make love to me.
Episode 311: Stavin' Marvin In Space - Soaring So High
Soaring so high above the world,
Never thought I could be so free.
I'm one with the birds, and magic is all I see.
And it's a wonderful day 'cause something…
Episode 603: Asspen - Montage
The day is approaching to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime!
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us the passage of time
We're gonna need a montage (Montage)
A sports-training montage (Montage)
And just show a lot of things happenin' at once.
Remind everyone of what's goin' on. (What's goin' on?)
And with every shot, show a little improvement
To show it won't take too long
That's called a montage (Montage)
Even Rocky had a montage (Montage)
In any sport, if you want to go
From just a beginner to a pro
You'll need a montage (Montage)
a simple little montage (Montage)
Always fade out (Montage) into a montage (Montage)
If you fade out it seems like a long time (Montage) has passed in a montage (Montage)
Montage (Montage)
Episode 608: Red Hot Catholic Love - Catholic Boat
The Catholic Boat's gonna be headin' on out today.
The Catholic Boat. Time to throw all of your cares away.
Get some hot Chrisitan action; it'll make you-
Episode 614: The Death Camp of Tolerance - Lemmiwinks
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward, Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead.
The journy before you may be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told.
Lemmiwinks. Lehehemiwinks Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks-
Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast.
To find his way out of a gay man's ass.
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might.
The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead.
Don't look back, Lemmiwinks, or you'll soon be dead.
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
Slow down now and seal your fate.
Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way.
There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay.
Ahead you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within.
Freedom from the Ass of Doom is the treasure you will win.
Lemmiwinks has made it out and his tale is nearly through
Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more ventures to go on
Fly away to faraway lands and to the setting sun
There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King could be told a thousand nights
Lemmi- Lemmi- Lemmiwinks. Le- Lemmiwiiinks.
Lehhmiwinks, Lem- Lem- Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Leh-miwinks
Leh-miwinks, Gerbil King.
Episode 614: The Death Camp of Tolerance - Catatafish's Riddle
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach far.
'Neath the depths of the lungs and heart.
Catatafish of the stomach's cove.
Catatafish riddle will soom be told.
Episode 616: My Future Self n' Me - My Future Self n' Me
Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me"
So much alike, and yet so different.
One of them's messy, the other one's clean!
Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree
But in the end we know we're good for each other
Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me
Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-...
Me.
Episode 708: South Park Is Gay - All Things
theme song for Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, by Widelife
You... came into my life... and my world never looked so bright. Yeah.
It's true. You bring out the best in me.
When you are around, when you are around, all things just keep getting better.
It keeps getting better. Life keeps getting better and better (All things just keep getting better).
Episode 712: All About The Mormons? - Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Joseph Smith was called a prophet-
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Many people believed Joseph
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And that night he-ee saw an angel
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He found the stones and golden plates
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Even though nobody else ever saw them
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dadumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dahumb dahumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb duuumb, duuumb.
Martin went home to his wife
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And showed her pages from the Book of Mormon
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Smart smart smart smart smart
Martin Harris dumb dadumb-
Lucy Harris smart smart smart
Martin Harris dumb.
So Martin went on back to Smith
Said the pages had gone away
Smith got mad and told Martin
He needed to go pray
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Episode 801: Good Times With Weapons - Let's Fighting Love!
Sung
Subarashii chinchin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mechakucha
Daijobu! We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls! |
English Translation
I have a wonderful penis
And testicle hair.
That's the sound of a sarubobo.
No! It's the ninjas!
Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls!
I'm bad, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
This song is a little stupid
It's hard to make sense of
Its English is messed up
That's OK! We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls! |
Episode 805: You Got F'd In The A - Let's see you daaance, sucka!
Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!
Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!
Let's see you...! Let's see you...!
Let's see you...! Let's see you...!
Daaance, sucka!
[brief instrumental]
Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!
Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!
Let's see you daaance-
Episode 805: You Got F'd In The A - You Can't, So Don't!
You can't step to my roots, so don't try it.
You can’t burn with my group so don’t light it.
I'm on the OC/Eastside crew and I'm better than you.
You like to suck my balls, don't deny it.
You can't bop her like me so don't go there.
You never find a bigger bitch player nowhere.
I put my jimmy in a ho, put off soul.
I'm a good listener and that's rare.
Episode 805: You Got F'd In The A - I've Got Something In My Front Pocket
(Leon Redbone type of music)
I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it's just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, "How do you do?"
There's something in my front pocket, There's something in my front pocket,
There's something in my front pocket-
Episode 808: Douch and Turd - Let's Get Out The Vote
Let's get out the vote! Let's make our voices heard!
We've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
It's democracy in action! Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche. Which do you like best?
Episode 812: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!
Show the whole world what a slut you are!
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!
Let everyone see your coo-oo-ooch!
Episode 812: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - Paris Hilton
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might.
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton Paris Hilton
Stupid whore!
Episode 813: Cartman's Incredible Gift - Seasons
Seasons change, time passes by.
As the weeks become the months become the years.
Episode 814: Woodland Critter Christmas - Christmastime Is Once A Year
Christmastime is once a year
Every critter holds it dear
Every animal big or small
Christmas means so much to us all
Christmas time is once a year.
Every critter holds it dear.
Every animal big or small,
Christmas means so much to us all.
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
And it happens once a year.
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
When we hear about how Christmas only comes
Once a year.