South Park Roster

by Wild Willie Westwood

The Regulars

Animated Guests

The Spirit of Christmas
Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty	Frosty
Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa	Brian Boitano
The Third Grade Years
101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe	Aliens Carl, the Alien Anal Probe News Reporter
102 - Weight Gain 4000	Geraldo Rivera Kathie Lee Gifford
103 - Volcano	Scuzzlebutt (with Patrick Duffy)
104 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride	Frank Hammond Sports Bookie Carl, of Carl's Bombs and Explosives and Accessories Richard Stamos Phil Big Gay Al Enrique, Middle Park mascot Sylvester, meanest dog in South Park Rex, Clyde's dog Fifi, French poodle with pink bandana
105 - An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig	Elton John Blond Anchor Field Reporter Tom Mutant Stan Kyle's pet elephant Fluffy, Cartman's pot-bellied pig
106 - Death	Stan's Great-Great-Grandpa John Warzog, Cartoon Central president Death, the Grim Reaper Suzanne Sommers
107 - Pink Eye	Mortician Clinic Doctor Man in "Let's Get Physical" Shirt News Anchor Tom Midget Wearing Bikini Marty, Mortician's Assistant Tina Yothers Mr. Torres, patient two Russian cosmonauts Elderly Woman
108 - Damien	Damien, Satan's son Referee Mills Lane Don King Roland, Jesus and Pals stagehand Michael Buffer
109 - Starvin' Marvin	Male Red Cross worker Female Red Cross worker Turkeys FBI agents Mabin, or Marvin Mabin's tribe, the Ethiopians A man in love A woman in love
110 - Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo	Mental House receptionist Philip Glass, minimalist composer Musacular Mental House nurses Tree Huggers
111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty	Tom, The Rhinoplaster Photo Dojo photographer Hakim Qorashqi Mrs. Campbell Ms. Ellen / Maqesh Alaq Makaraqesh Iraqi soldiers
112 - Mecha-Streisand	Barbra Streisand / Mecha Barbura Sturaisanda Milo Anthropologist Leonard Maltin / Lenardu Marutin Dave, the anchor Tom, Quadraplegic Swiss man on a pony Field Reporter Japanese Singer Sidney Poitier / Megara Poatia Tiny twin Japanese princesses Robert Smith / Rabartu Smitu Director
113 - Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut	Chief Running Water and the Ute Indians Bob Saget Clyde Frog Peter Panda Polly Prissy Pants Rumpertumskin
201 - Terrance And Phillip in Not Without My Anus	Scott Judge Celine Dion Sally Delivery Man Ugly Bob Jury Forewoman Iraqi Soldiers American Soldiers Barky Purry
202 - Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut	John Walsh, host of America's Most Wanted Sid Greenfield, director for America's Most Wanted Director's Assistant Boom Mike Operator Cameraman Eric Roberts Unplanned Parenthood counselor Congressman O'Reilly
203 - Chickenlover	Booktastic Bus driver / Chickenfucker The Press COPS film crew A rancher
204 - Ike's Wee Wee	Mr. Mackey's angel Mr. Mackey's demon Mr. Freeley Bum in alley The A Team, with Mr. T Betty Ford Clinic counselor Hippie Chick Kyle's Uncle Murray, Sheila's brother Hap, of Hap's Bar Dr. Schwartz, moyel and family doctor Train station clerks Teletubbies
205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady	Bob Thomas The Denver Cougars Tall Chinese Commentator Short Chinese Commentator The Chinese Dodgeball Team
206 - The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka	Tom, Killin' and Huntin' cameraman Killin' and Huntin' producer Jesus and Pals producer Female Audience Member Bob Denver Black Audience Member Audience members the Viet Cong a white horse
207 - City On The Edge Of Forever	The Kid in the Red Shirt Mitch, Roofies trafficker The Scary Monster Carrot Ass Jay Leno Brent Musberger Marty Adonis (sp?) John Elway Talent Scout Arthur Fonzarelli The Happy Days gang
208 - Summer Sucks	Stu, local fireworks seller Charlie, Dyno Might pitchman South Park Elementary Orchestra Conductor Creamy Goodness Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop Swimming Instructor / Lifeguard Brett Favre Dr. Jonathan Katz
209 - Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls	Robert Redford Fred Savage Candice Butch Candice Butch's Blossom Phyllis A Talking Monkey cast as Mr. Hankey Andy Warhol Tom Hanks Tom, a Gay Cowboy various directors Marty, director
210 - Chicken Pox	Frida, The Prostitute
211 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods	Dr. Tristan Adams, planetarium curator Simon van Gelder Missy Cosette Thénardier and her mom Grandma Cartman Cheesy Poofs Commercial hopefuls Cheesy Poofs announcer Call-back Judges Cheesy Poofs director Det. Barnaby Jones Police Commissioner
212 - Clubhouses	Roy, Sharon's boyfriend for a while Fat Abbot and Friends Fifth Graders Runaway Eleventh Grade Girls Their boyfriends
213 - Cow Days	Bob, WTHIT Game Show Host Toss-A-Ball Operator Chamber of Farts Operator Cowgirl Tom and Mary, WTHIT Contetants Leonardo DiCaprio Soldier and date FBI sharpshooters Cow Memorial Jack McMack Two cowboys, one of them Mitchell
214 - Chef Aid	Johnny Cochran, famous defense attorney Judge Moses Mr. Big Record Producer, Capitalist Records Alanis Morissette, singer Reporter Teen M.C.
215 - Spooky Fish	Sharon's Aunt Flo Stan's Spooky Goldfish Evil Stan Evil Cartman Evil Kyle Indian Burial Ground Pet Store clerk
216 - Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson	Charlie Manson Cartman's Uncle Howard Grandpa Harold and Grandma Great-Grandma Florence Uncle Stinky Aunt Lisa Cousin Fred Cousin Alexandra Fat Bob Jimmy, the fat bulldog Cousin Elvin Mall Hankey Mall Hankey Helper Police, with Chief Stevens Robert Pooner, Reporter
217 - Gnomes	John Postem The South Park Town Committee The Underpants Gnomes Sanchez Camel Joe, Harbucks Mascot Billy, the kid
218 - Prehistoric Ice Man	Harry, the Prehistoric Ice Man Helicopter Pilot Train Conductor Aussie hunter and his navigator Feds Woman And Her Family Marilyn Manson
301 - Rainforest Schmainforest	Miss Stevens, the choir teacher "Getting Gay With Kids" Choir Kelly, Kenny's conflicted girlfriend Jake, choir leader Short Summit Reporter Tall Summit Reporter Head American Logger Costa Rican prostitutes El Presidente de Costa Rica Pablo, rainforest guide People's Army American loggers the Yanogapa (with Giant Yanogapa)
302 - Spontaneous Combustion	General Store Manager Whoopi Goldberg Nick Nolte News Anchor Prostitutes Townspeople
303 - Chef's Mama	Mr. Durp, the new school chef Thomas and Nellie McElroy, Chef's parents Veronica, the succubus Dr. Lott, optometrist
304 - Tweek vs. Craig	Mr. Adler's Fiancée Mr. Adler's Grandma Mr. Adler's Uncle Corey
305 - Jakovasaurs	Jakov and Junjun (Hope) Little jakovasaurs DOI agents The French
306 - Sexual Harassment Panda	Judge Julie Tom Morris, aka Petey, the Sexual Harassment Panda Oinky The Pig Jimmy The Falcon Kevin McCarty, news anchor Skeeter And Bar Patrons Mr. Evans And The South Park School Board Willy The Worm Happy The Badger The Company Rep Collector Other Misfit Mascots
307 - Cat Orgy	Skyler Mark Jonesy
308 - Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub	Dougie, a first-grader Juanita, Mackey's maid ATF agents and Commander Danny Ganz Derek Smalls, reporter Cameron
309 - Jewbilee	Moses Haman The Elders, including Carn, Harris, Garth, and Schwartz Shlomo, the Squirt leader The Jew Scouts and Inductees The Squirts A momma bear and her cub
310 - Chinpoko Mon	Mr. Hirohito Mr. Ose "Eight" Announcer for Commercials Singer for Commercials Red Harris, Toy Store Cashier "Ash" Young Market Researcher Balding Market Researcher Japanese Woman A Few Chinpokomon: Roostor Roostallion (Roostor evolved) Lambtron Pengin Shoe Furrycat Chuchunezumi Donkeytron
311 - Starvin' Marvin in Space	CIA Agent Connelly CIA Agent Bill Sphinx Pat Robertson Australians The Marklar Sally the Hutt (and Salacious Crumb) FBI Agent Sister Hollis Susan Feed The Children Foundation Receptionist Marvin and the Ethiopians (return)
312 - KORN's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery	KoRn Nibblet, the Chicken From Outer Space Pirate Ghosts, by Fr. Maxi Three Fifth Graders A Dog The Corpse of Cleo Broflovski KOZY 102.1 FM DJ The Brunet Mt. Peaceful Watchman American Deliveryman Dr. Spookalot, Spooky Laboratory Guide Alan, Blond Mt. Peaceful Watchman
313 - Hooked On Monkey Fonics	Fonics Monkey Ronnie James Dio and band Ronnie speaking
314 - The Red Badge Of Gayness	Mrs. Hollis Suzette, the S'more Schnapps girl Fort Sumter tour guide Bartender Ralph, the mailman Topeka Traffic Officer Chattanooga citizens Sgt. Larsen Dawkins Citizens of South Carolina Al Gore Advisor Aide
315 - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics	Mailman Timmy Adolf Hitler News Anchor Man on Porto Potty Angels John F. Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr. Various Kids
316 - Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus.	God Miss Aliton Craig Netzel, field reporter Tom, news anchor Radio announcer Skeeter Rod Stewart Nurse Agent
317 - Worldwide Recorder Concert	Yoko Ono Mr. Garrison Sr. Mrs. Garrison Sr. Concert Coordinator Keeny G New York Tough 1 New York Tough 2 Black Kid in EKKO shirt Athlete Announcer News Reporters Rick and Alan Delivery Man Arkansas Bar Patrons and Tender
401 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000	The Girls, including Girl In Pink Romper Stomper The FBI Juvenile prisoners FBI Agents Sharp and Keen Leslie Smith, Trial TV host Prosecutor, Defender, and Honorable Judge Anchor Tom and Eye in the Sky Greg Nimins Prison Guards and Warden Colorado Governor
402 - The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000	Timmy Loogie and his boys, including Kolovski Dentists, including Dr. Roberts and Mr. Foley Rich kid in Cherry Creek Beat-up Boy Weasel Field Reporter Dan Akawa Billy Circlovich and his parents Murphy
403 - Quintuplets 2000	Clown in blue Clown in yellow Romanian officials Oarsman in vest The Vladchick Quintuplets: Glacas Nadia Natalia Baltania one other Grandmama Vladchick "Singing like Bocelli for Dummies" Narrator Anchor Tom and Field Reporters Janet Reno Mr. Vladchick, the Quints' father Lead Agent Collins and other agents Police Officers
404 - Timmy 2000	Clinic Doctor Pharmacist M.C. Sisters of Mercy Hold No Pain Against the Dark Lord Charlie Rose Phil Collins Christina Aguilera monsters Kurt Loder, host of MTV News Dr. Shay Announcers for MTV and VH1
405 - Great Expectations	Ex-Convict Joe and Mrs. Joe Ms. Havesham Estella Pocket Lawyer Steve Other male victims A British Person (Malcolm McDowell)
406 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA	North American Man/Boy Love Association Members including Patrick and Mr. Harris North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes John Denver Experience Ride Operator A Nurse Pharmacist Waiter
407 - Cherokee Hair Tampons	Mr. Wyland, substitute teacher South Park School Members Miss Information Carlos Ramirez Chief Running Pinto
408 - Chef Goes Nanners	Mr. Wyland Channel 4 Field Reporter The KKK and their leader A Monk
409 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger	Harried Mall Manager Veteran and Rookie Security Guads Record Producer Mall Shoppers Little Girl
410 - Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?	Cantor Walter Matthau Papal Secretary The Pope Woman in Confessional (Mrs. Donovan) Girl
411 - Probably	Tour Bus Driver Gas Station Attendant Marcy and Her Parents Stephen and Mom Hell Director Various Souls In Hell, including a very pretty blonde girl Boy wearing glasses Ugly Girl Mormons In Heaven, including a few nice men Rick a damned soul
The Fourth Grade Years
412 - 4th Grade	Ms. Choksondik Two Sci-Fi nerds A brunette Rescuer Hansen and his pilot Third and Fifth Graders
413 - Trapper Keeper	Android VSM471, aka Bill Cosby Rosie O'Donnell Jesse Jackson Kindergarten Presidential Candidate Filmore Anderson Kindergarteners Jenny, Sally, Billy Harris, Flora, and others Two Cheyenne Mountain security guards Townsfolk
414 - Thanksgiving	Jeffrey Maynard (Timmy's stand-in) and Lamont Gobbles and Allinesia Some hunters Two Waterworks Installers
415 - Fat Camp	Fat kids, including Horace Sanders, Chad, and Tony Camp Counselors Rick and Susan James Taylor Howard Stern and Johnny Knoxville Druggie
416 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure	Fidel Castro Reporter Mark and Linda Cotner Scott Evans, Prison Rehabilitation Counselor Butters' Father Jenny's Mother
417 - A Very Crappy Christmas	Mr. Hankey's new family: Autumn Cornwallis Amber Simon Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Snoopy Sound Man
501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die	Scott Tenorman and his two buddies Radiohead Johnny Greenwood Colin Greenwood Ed O'Brien Thom Yorke Phil Selway Bijou theater clerk Man in Fort Collins Teen in Fort Collins Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Kurt Loder Mr. Denkins
502 - It Hits The Fan	Sam, Randy's colleague HBC President and his staff The Knights of the Royal Order of Standards and Practices The Geldon Drew Carey and Mimi Excalibur barker, waitress, and sorcerer Frank and Mitchell (voices only), two cops on Cop Drama Old folks Rick Watts Peter and friend Librarian Plane Captain (voice only)
503 - Cripple Fight!	Jimmy, on crutches Other Scouts, including Token A Girl selling puppies Mr. Grazier Mountain Scoutmasters Field Reporter Chris Shoppers and other townsfolk Joe, of Joe n' Friends Steven Spielberg Colorado Supreme Court Justices Gloria Allred
504 - The Super Best Friends	David Blaine and the Blainetologists Steven Buddha Mohammed Krishna Joseph Smith Lao Tse Sea-Man Barber Elderly Woman Driver Announcer Narrator Karl Rove George W. Bush Larry Statues of Abraham Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth
505 - Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow	Phillip Stand-in Bouncer The Earth Day Brainwashing Committee Jack Farliss Carl Blonde woman Female Groupies Boy wearing glasses "Hamlet" Players Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Audience Members Sonny & Cher Goat Leader In Cartoon
506 - Cartmanland	Doctor Mr. Frank Foon and Chris the Broker IRS agents, including Frank Garrett Money Quest hosts Priest at Grandma Cartman's funeral, and assistant Executor of Grandma Cartman's estate South Park banker Investment broker Cartmanland Ticket Clerk Waitress Gracy's sales associate The Hemorrhoid
507 - Proper Condom Use	Assistant Pharmacist "The Miracle of Child Birth" Narrator
508 - Towelie	Towelie A woman Tynacorp Research Leader, aka Zytar, Officials, and Security Resistance Commander and Soldiers Towelie Clone GS-401
509 - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants	The four Afghan boys, including Akmarh SNN reporter Goat Postman General Soldiers, including Tony Pilot Afghan Taxi driver Taliban soldiers Osama bin Laden Fleetwood Mac
510 - How To Eat With Your Butt	Mr. and Mrs. Thompson South Park Milk Company President Mrs. Garthunk, receptionist Computer Ben Affleck
511 - The Entity	Cousin Kyle, from Connecticut John Travolta Steve Forbes Steve Jobs Bill Gates Donald Trump News Anchor Tom and Field Reporter Jeff Arrando Airport Security Guard Government Agents
512 - Here Comes the Neighborhood	Aslan the Lion and other lions Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, and their kids, Frederick, Lisa, and Daniel Dominique and Zizi Snoop Dogg Bill Cosby Oprah Winfrey Carl and Martin Kobe Bryant
513 - Kenny Dies	Planned Parenthood Doctor and Nurse Ms. Sanders, Patient Truck Driver Alder Research Group Receptionist Researcher Dr. Larry Hell's Pass Doctor and Nurse Head Nurse Laura Jones and Bob Ferrin, from Make-A-Wish Foundation Madonna Congressmen Jill, and another woman Mark and wife Man in Wheelchair Man on Crutches
514 - Butters' Very Own Episode	Busy Beaver Moving Company Truck Driver Gas Station Mechanic Police Chief and various policemen John and Patsy Ramsey Congressman Gary Condit O.J. Simpson
601 - Freak Strike	Maury Povich Show Stagehand Show Telephone Operator Damla Vanessa and Vanity Joline and Chantal New York Police Captain Some Freaks Man With No Face Man With Foot On Head Disfigured Country Singer Man With No Limbs Man With Terrible Skin Condition, their leader Incredibly Obese Black Man Man Wth Misshapen Head
602 - Jared Has Aides	City Wok Owner Jared Vogle, Subway spokesman Jared's aides, Scott and Tyler Christine Jonez, Jared's fiancée Subway Representatives A Worker for Subway Crowd Members
603 - Asspen	Phil and Josh Thumper Tad Mikowsky and two friends Heather, Tad's girlfriend A teenage girl Resort Announcer Voguing Skiers Police Officers Creatures for Breasts
604 - The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer	Russell Crowe Tugger Chef's new HDTV Brooklyn Basketball Players Jim Lehrer Russell Crowe's editor Old Folks at Shady Acres Doctor in Russell Crowe's show Wally B., the Wallaby
605 - Fun With Veal	Hippies FBI Agent FBI Negotiator Glen Dumont Michael Dorn
606 - Professor Chaos	Dog Poo Ride Operator Baseball announcer Vendor Baseball fans Bennigan's Chef Water Department Workers
607 - Simpsons Already Did It	Frances Velman Hells Pass doctors
608 - Red Hot Catholic Love	Man Martha Stewart The Gelgameks and their Cardinal Counselor Gorache Other priests Priests, Bishops, and Cardinals at the Vatican (the Clergy) Old Monk
609 - Free Hat	Ted Koppel George Lucas Steven Spielberg Francis Ford Coppola Steven Spielberg's Guards Hat McCulloch Pat O'Brien, Excess Hollywood anchor
610 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society	Red Mrs. Stevens Mrs. Testaburger Dr. Hallis Blonde and Brunette Nurses Two astronauts Precious, the rubber poodle Girl 2 (black hair) Boy 1 (blond hair)
611 - Child Abduction is Not Funny	City Wok Owner (Tuong Lu Kim) News Anchors Mongolians The Ghost of Human Kindness (Frederick Johnson) Lost Driver Elderly Lady Man in Wheelchair Police Officers and Detective Mr. Mackey Sr.
612 - A Ladder to Heaven	George Bush Lolly, candy shop owner Alan Jackson Channel 4 Field Reporter SNN Reporter Nobunaga Hiroichi, SNN Japanese Correspondent Robot Guard General George Bush Sr. Fat Man, a pervert Unplanned Parenthood Nurse Steven and Girlfriend UN Ambassadors Natsako Semu, weather girl
613 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers	A Kindergartner LotR narrator on videotape Episode Narrator Bailey kids Couple on Back Door Sluts 9
614 - The Death Camp of Tolerance	Mr. Slave Museum of Tolerance Tour Guide Janitor Smoker Lemmiwinks Frog King Sparrow Prince Catatafish Veritzen's Tolerance Camp Warden and soldiers Two Girls in Porto Potty Various Men at the Courageous Teacher award presentation
615 - The Biggest Douche in the Universe	Rob Schneider (cameo) John Edward John Edward show page John Edward audience members John Edward's butler Aliens from the BDIU Committee People on Street, including a Construction Worker Lion-head Alien Bee Alien Frankenstein Alien
616 - My Future Self n' Me	Future Stan Future Butters Future Cartman Motivation Corp. Director Mr. and Mrs. Brooks Josh Casher The Osbournes (Ozzy and Jack speak) Cartman's paint crew, including Felipe and Carlos
617 - Red Sleigh Down	Iraqi People Iraqi Soldiers Iraqi General Italian Parishoners
701 - I'm A Little Bit Country	Reporter Tom Stansel Driver / Official Messenger Boy Thomas Jefferson John Adams John Hancock John Dickinson Other Congressmen
702 - Krazy Kripples	Christopher Reeve Gene Hackman Crips and Bloods Dr. Doom Mr. McGillicuddy Larry King Detectives Hyde and Richardson Mr. Appleby
703 - Toilet Paper	Josh Meyers The Dreibles Mr. Bell, Henry's Supermarket cashier Prison Warden Policeman Brown
704 - Cancelled	Proctologist Jeff Nagix (Ice-cream-crapping Taco) Joozians
705 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head	Latino Endowment Council members Make Your Own Video cashier BHI President and Aides Female Fan at concert Police Officers "Jennifer Lopez" "Mitch Connor"
706 - Lil' Crime Stoppers	Old Woman Sarah Peterson and her Mom. FBI Boys, led by "Agent" Tucker FBI Agents, led by Agent Fields Lt. Dawson, Murphy, Jenkins, and Hopkins Three Meth Lab men Gino and his goons Old Stripper DJ at Peppemint Hippo's
707 - Red Man's Greed	Alex Glick Chief Runs with Premise, wife, and Premise Running Thin Blackjack and Roulette dealers Native American Shaman Johnny Manymoons Native American Elders and Audience Wise Man in Trailer Park
708 - South Park Is Gay	The men from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (Ted, Kyan, Carson, Jai, and Thom) HBC executives and Head of Programming The crab people and their leader Connor
709 - Christian Rock Hard	FBI Agents and Detective Field Reporter Announcers and MC T-Shirt and Bible Vendors Elderly Woman Trinity Sanctified Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield, from Metallica Britney Spears Faith Records CEO and Executives U.S. Mail delivery driver Michael Collins
710 - Grey Dawn	Elderly residents of South Park and Conifer News Anchor and Field Reporter Army official and soldiers The AARP, headed by Bill Stewart DMV Officials
711 - Casa Bonita	Irene, Trash Dump Worker Police Captain Field Reporter
712 - All About The Mormons	The Harrisons (Gary Sr, Karen, Mark, Jenny, Gary Jr., Dave, and Amanda) Martin and Lucy Harris Butler Blacksmith, Customer, and Woman Moroni, White Native American Angel
713 - Butt Out	Butt Out!: Pam, Vernon, Kyle, and Randy Rob Reiner and his Smoke Stoppers staff Big Tobacco Executives, including Kevin Harris BUDS Man Bartender Receptionist Big Tobacco Factory Workers
714 -	Raisinis Girls - Mercedes, Porsche, Lexus, Ferrari Raisins Bouncer Maury Goth Kids, including Henrietta Benny's Waitress
715 - It's Christmas in Canada	Ike's birth parents, Harry and Elise Gints Park County Judge Rick, the Mountie The Mime Steve, the Newfie Canadians, including a doctor, sailor, wrestler, businessman, artist, hockey player, firefighter, priest, road workers French Canadians The Doorman
801 - Good Times With Weapons	Roger Auction barker Veterinarian Assistant
802 - AWESOM-O	Aunt Nellie and Uncle Catamount Pictures producers, including Mitch Tourists Pentagon Officials, including a general and a scientist
803 - Up The Down Steroid	Jimmy's parents, the Valmors Special Olympics host, coaches, and volunteers Nathan Nancy Francis Michael and his parents Other Special Olympians Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire
804 - The Passion of The Jew	Soldiers, Jesus, priests in The Passion of The Christ Announcer Cartman's Guests, Townsfolk, Jewish Congregants, Rabbi Jack and Elise Garrett Mel Gibson Tour Bus Driver
805 - You Got F'd In The A	The Goth Kids Mercedes, Porsche and Maury Yao The OC kids and their coach A Rancher and Jeffy, his dancing duck OC adults, townsfolk, spectators Tap Dance and Street Dance finals announcers MC Lil Kim
806 - Goobacks	Various immigrants from the future Wendell's cashier and manager Mr. Glughgogawk Darryl Weathers Various unemployed men Aaron Brown Christina Naylon Brad Morgan Harrison Moore Chris Holt Mrs. Landis Bill O'Reilly Aging Hippie Liberal Douche Mr. Nelson
807 - The Jeffersons	Sgt. Harrison Yeats and his men: Harris, Murphy, Johnson, Frakes Maggie Yeats Other kids Sgt. Snetzl, of Santa Barbard Police Michael Jefferson Blanket
808 - Douche and Turd	Mandy PETA members Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich, and Mooey, the South Park Elementary mascot Puff Daddy and his posse of bodyguards Jim Lehrer Ostrich-baby
809 - Something Wall*Mart This Way Comes	Wall*Mart official Townsfolk Elderly Woman Mr. Farkle Wall*Mart Manager Crane Driver Wall*Mart Receptionist Harvey Brown, Wall*Mart President Wall*Mart itself, aka Desire, the Consumer
810 - Preschool	Trent Boyett Ms. Claridge Paramedics Police Officers Juvenile Hall Warden Townsfolk
811 - Quest for Ratings	Red-haired Goth Raisins Girls Announcers Mr. Meryl Whistlin' Willy Pharmacist
812 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset	Jessie Kal Sally Millie Bab Two Kellys Teen Girls Mr. Testaburger Mrs. Polk, Annie's mother Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, Bebe's parents Townsfolk Paris Hilton and her driver Frog King
813 - Cartman's Incredible Gift	Dr. Kels Nurses Sergeant Lou Detective Mitch Murphy Other detectives and police officers Mr. Johansen Jim Brown, Channel 4 News Anchor Michael Deets, serial killer Psychics
814 - Woodland Critter Christmas	Abortion Doctor Narrator and Singers The Woodland Critters Beary Beavery Chickadee-y Deery Foxy Mousey Porcupiney Rabbity Raccoony Skunky Squirrely Woodpeckery The mountain lion and her cubs
901 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina	Dr. Biber Lead Referee Colorado and Wyoming coaches Townsman Singers and announcers Men in Girls Gone Wild commercial Redhead at the bar Planned Parenthood Doctor and Nurse Patient at Trinidad Medical Center Ushers Security Guards Denver Police Officer
902 - Die Hippie, Die	Elderly Woman Hippies Singers announcers reporters anchorman MC Guards at City Hall and the Jam Band Festival
903 - Wing	The Tong Miss Colorado Pageant MC Man in Audience Don Heisman, CAA Agent Wing, Special Guest Star American Idol Contestants Agent for The Contender Sylvester Stallone The Contender Announcers and Producers
904 - Best Friends Forever	Goths and Sixth Graders Angels in heaven, including Michael Gabriel Uriel a spy for Satan Peter Kevin, the Hooded Figure Kenny's Lawyer Various people and crowds HBC Anchor George Bush Colorado Supreme Court Justices Police Officer BFF Rights supporters
905 - The Losing Edge	Announcers Umpires Mr. Barkas Morgan Pratt and Mr. Pratt Greeley Batter (Brian) and Dad Pueblo Dad Tom "Bat Dad" Nelson Fort Collins team Pueblo Team Denver Team Kyle Schwartz
906 - The Death Of Eric Cartman	Plumbers A couple Mental Health Doctor Psychic Police Officers Three escaped convicts
907 - Erection Day	Bertha Shawna and her mom Jessie Ryan and Sarah Valmor Doctor Pal Q Money, the pimp Nut Gobbler, the hooker Announcer Roma, the waiter
908 - Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow	Anchorman Tom Pusslicker Field Reporter Mitch Geologists and Scientists Various Townsmen Beaverton Residents Announcers Pentagon General and soldiers
909 - Marjorine	Blond Boy Heidi A Girl Mechanic Police Officers Heidi's Parents, Mr. and Mrs. Turner Rachel, Quality Curtains representative.
910 - Follow That Egg!	Heidi Townsfolk Governor of Colorado Field Reporter Jakartha, the world's greatest known killer Governor's aide
911 - Ginger Kids	Ginger Kids The Foleys and their three kids Field Reporter Gary Nelson, Hilton Guest Relations
912 - Trapped In The Closet	South Park Police R. Kelly Xenu Scientologists: Brian Kelly Michelle Mike President Other officials and church leaders Other Scientologists Tom Cruise John Travolta Nicole Kidman
913 - Free Willzy-x	Announcer Brian (voices Jambu/Willzy-x) and Partner Mike Stingray Announcer Denver Sea Park Owner Security Guard Orca Trainer Kelly Denver Police Sergeant, Officers Murphy and Nelson, and other officers Russian President (Putin) ALF Members and Leader Two Motorcycle Cops Manuel and other members of MASA
914 - Bloody Mary	Karate Instructor South Park police officer South Park desk officer Bailey police officer AA members: Michael (leader), Bill, others Believing Women Josh Garrett Pilgrims waiting to be cured Catholic Clergy: Hispanic priest Father Harold Barnes Cardinal Mallory Pope Benedict XVI
1001 - Smug Alert	Detective Jarvis Woman Patient Nurse Dr. Neeland Peppermint Hippo DJ Ragged Stripper Blonde Stripper Spantaneous Bootay Butler Head Adventurer William P. Connolly, Esquire Marksman Marine Security Guards William, adventurer Tech Darth Chef
1002 - The Return of Chef!	Townsfolk Peter Thompson, Nancy Jarvis, and Brian Thompson-Jarvis Paul McDonahue, Paulie Beaumont-McCallahan, and Mindy McDonahue-Beaumont-McCallahan Gail And Brian Alan KXUV DJ Blonde Wake Up America! Spokeswoman Ranger McFriendly Keenan Williams Two San Francisco boys San Francisco man
1003 - Cartoon Wars	SNN Anchor FOX President and other executives Professor Thomas State Trooper Dylan and Sarah President Bush Announcer Michael Knight (David Hasselhoff) Soccer Captain Mr. T Family Guy: The Griffins Peter Lois Chris Stewie Brian
1004 - Cartoon Wars, Part II	Announcer SNN Anchor Professor Thomas Mohammed (Canadian voice) Network President FOX President (Doug) FOX Executives Miss Travis, Receptionist Bart Simpson Al-Zawahri Osama bin Laden Trucker President Bush Reporters, including ones from TCO and LSX Mitchell Woman and fellow Programmers Waiter Gary Coleman Family Guy: The Griffins Peter Lois Al-Qaeda Films Americans President Bush Jesus
1005 - A Million Little Fibers	Mr. Steven McTowelie Joint Oprah Winfrey Oprah's Aides Mingie and Gary, Oprah's private parts. Book Publishers Oprah Audience Members/Fans/Hostages Waiter Chris Head Waiter Diner Butler Dimitri Geraldo Rivera Larry King White Protesters Latino Protesters Chicago Police Officer Chicago SWAT Officers Lt. Nelson O'Reilly Detective
1006 - ManBearPig	Al Gore Tour Guides Tour Group Woman in the Tour Group Firemen Rangers Police Officer HBC Reporter
1007 - Tsst	Nanny 911 Nanny Stella Supernanny Jo Doctor At Mental Hospital Cesar Millan Announcers
1008 - Make Love, Not Warcraft	Nelson, fellow geologist World of Warcraft Support Line Representative and her boss Blizzard Gaming Entertainment President and his board members, including Jim and Thomas Best Buy Greeter World of Warcraft characters
1009 - The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce	Leroy, a new classmate Frank and Joe Hardly, and their father Man from 911truth.org President George Bush Donald Rumsfeld Dick Cheney
1010 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy	A Hall Monitor A school boy Car Salesman Miss Stevenson Reporter Lawyer Print Reporter Rehab Therapist Leeroy and Earl Bellboy, Concierge, Receptionist
1011 - Hell on Earth 2006	Demonius Zazul Ted Bundy Jeffery Dahmer John Wayne Gacy George Burns Ghandi Princess Diana Adolph Hitler Biggie Smalls Steve Irwin Frank Sinatra Napoleon Bakery staff Airline ticket agent Guests at Hell On Earth 2006
1012 - Go God Go	Ricard Dawkins, evolutionary scientist EV Games clerk Mr. Triscotti and daughter Shvek, a medic, an analyst, and the Unified Atheist League the United Atheist Alliance the Allied Atheist Allegiance
1013 - Go God Go, Part XII	Shvek and the UAL The UAA and its leader, maintenance guy, woman, and tactical officer Blavius, the sea otters, and the Wise One Narrator, announcers and singers K-10/KIT-9/COCKA-3 Boys using the Crank Prank Time Phone Man from the early 20th century
1014 - Stanley's Cup	Mr. Jarvis Tow Truck Driver Judge Park County Pee Wee Players Gavin Throttle, Adams County Coach Denver Goalie Announcers Mr. (Jack) and Mrs. Brown Nelson NHL Official the Colorado Avalanche Red Wings Coach And His Dad
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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut	Gregory from Yardale Christophe the Mole and his mom Bijou ticket clerk News reporters, including a midget in a bikini Dr. Gouache and the staff of Hell's Pass Hospital Female Heavenly Bodies Dr. Vosknocker Head of the UN and UN delegates Four-star General and the Army Yippie, the back-flipping dog Guard dogs The Baldwin Brothers (William, Alec, Daniel) Conan O'Brien Brooke Shields Brian Dennehy Bill Clinton Bill Gates Big Gay Al Winona Ryder Canadian Minister of Movies Canadian Ambassador Canadian Air Force Canadian Army The Clitoris

Food and Snacks (First Appearance or Mention)

Zoop (101 - A Soda)
Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise (101)
Chocolate Chicken Pot Pies (101)
Cheesy Poofs (101 - Chee-tohs)
Happy Tarts (103 - Pop Tarts)
Snacky Cakes (106 - Little Debbie Snack Cakes)
Sweetie Pops (107 - lollipops)
Chocolate-Peanut Butter Cream Puffies (107)
Tootie Bars (107 - Tootsie Rolls)
Poofy Pies (108)
Veal Roll-Ups (109 - fruit roll-ups)
Boogie Bars (109)
Shrimp (109)
Ham (109)
Turkey (109)
Beefy Roast (113)
Freezy Pops (202 - Popsicles)
Snacky Candy (204)
Cookie Dings (207 - Ding Dongs)
Beefy Logs (207 - Beef Jerky)
Super Chocolaty Chunky Funk Chip Surprise Ice Cream (207)
Chocolate Noogies (214)
Nilla Crunchies (214)
Crispy Yum-Yums (214)
Nilla Yum-Yums (214)
Berry Bars (214)
Choco-Numbers (214)
Snacky S'mores (216)
Chocolate Yum Yum bars (311)
Coo Coo Chips (SP:BLU)

Drinks and Restaurants (First Appearance or Mention)

Zoop (101)
Gin (103)
Beer (103)
Dude (108 - for those who like their beers big and strong - ask Mr. McCormick)
Mai Tais (308)
S'mores Schnapps (314)
Happy Burger (102)
King Jimmy's Buffet (109)
Larry's Bar (212)
Harbucks and Tweek Bros. Coffeehouses (217)

Chef's menu items and cookie line can be found in the secrets.

Who Destroys South Park? (Episode it occurs in)

Big Mutant Stan (105)
South Park Zombies (107)
Mad Turkeys (109)
Mecha Barbura Sturaisanda (112)
The Citizens (203)
The Giant Fireworks Snake (208)