Kyle BroflovskiEpisode 110: Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo - A Lonely Jew On ChristmasIt's hard to be a Jew on ChristmasMy friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity I'm a Jew A lonely Jew On Christmas Chanukkah is nice, but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash do gavish And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? I'm a Jew A lonely Jew I'd be merry But I'm Hebrew On Christ-maas Episode 110: Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo - Dreidel, Dreidel, DreidelDreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clayDreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I will play Second verse, same as the first Dreidel, dreidel, dreidelll-I… Episode 209: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls - I Can See Clearly NowI can see clearly now, the rain is gone.I can see obstacles in my way. Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind- Episode 313: Hooked On Monkey Fonics - RebeccaEverywhre I go, I'm thinking of you, Rebecca.I don't know what to do, Rebecca. You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better. So what do you say we get together? You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! Rebecca, you're really quite good-looking! You're a fox. Episode 416: The Wacky Molestation Adventure - My Wish For CubaIf I had one wish it'd be for Cuba to change.Because I think that all the Cubans are in pain All the joy in the world, from sea to shining sea Doesn't mean a thing if Cubans aren't free I just can't be very happy, that's certain Not as long as your Cubans are hurtin' Oh, won't you search your soul and find a way to change your mind? That is my one and only wish. |
Leopold "Butters" StotchEpisode 407: Cherokee Hair Tampons - Get Well, KyleWe're so sorry you're not feeling well.We hope you're better soon. So we're bringing you some sunshine By, um, singing you this tune: Everybody misses you And though we hate to cause a fuss We'd like to say, "Get well soon!" And "Please don't die on us." Episode 409: Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Little Bunny Foo-FooLittle Bunny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forestScoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head Down came a white angel and she said "Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don't wanna see you Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head." So now I'm gonna turn you into a worm, mbuh, mBunny Foo-Foo. Eh, beh-POOF Little Wormy Foo-Foo crawlin' through the forest Gettin scooped up by the field mice who mah-m then they bopped 'im on the head Episode 514: Butters' Very Own Episode - Bennigan's Happy Anniversary SongEpisode 514: Butters' Very Own Episode - Bennigan's JingleFor family fun and great food, too, come on down to... Bennigan'sBuffalo wings and partridge scones, plus cru found at... Bennigan's So come and eat at... Bennigan's. You'll love all our... shenanigans... Episode 711: Casa Bonita - If You Leave Me Now (by Chicago)But if you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.Oo-oo-ooooo-oo girl, baby please don't go. Eh, Oo-oo-ooooo-oo girl-
You take away the biggest part of me. Woo-oo-ooooo-oo-oo, I just had to find my say to you tan... Episode 802: AWESOM-O - I Like To Brush My TeethI like to brush my teeth in the morning and at night.The teeth won't mind .. Episode 802: AWESOM-O - My Robot Friend(Butters gets to know AWESOM-O)Hey there have you heard about my robot friend? He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all. He's a cyberwired bundle of joy. My robot friend.
I like to dip and daddle with my robot friend.
(Butters and AWESOM-O in Los Angeles)
(Butters loses AWESOM-O, slow) Episode 805: You Gof F'd In The A - I've Got Some ApplesLoo loo loo, I've got some apples.Loo loo loo, you've got some too. Loo loo loo, I've- |
It's okay to be gay
It's okay to be gay
Shalala, waylaylay
Shalala, waylaylay
It's okay to be gay
Folks'll gather round the fire
sing a song, stroll the choir
Pretty song they'll all retire
And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'
I hope that Santa comes real soon
I've been waiting for some we…
Santa's loaded up his sleigh
flying around his merry way…
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Sung Barbura, Barbura, kirai no hito. Barbura, Barbura, anata no hi. Barbura, Barbura. Ugoina chichi da. Barbura, Barbura! Ultura Lenardu Marutin!
Megara Poatia, Megara Poatia. sokuroi da ne.
Raabaa Tsumiito, Raabaa Tsumiito. tashiwa ga suki Raabaa Tsumito. |
English Translation Barbra, Barbra, you are so hateful. Barbra, Barbra, today is your day. Barbra, Barbra, those tits are wonderful. Barbra, Barbra! Ultra Leonard Maltin!
Megara Poitier, Megara Poitier, look, how black you are.
Robert Smith, Robert Smith, I like you a lot, Robert Smith. |
[long pause]
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
You're my conjoined-twin, dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman
Runaway, come home. We love you just as you are.
Runaway, come home. We're sorry things went this far.
Many colors in my homo rainbow.
Don't we all just-?
| [Intro] | |
| Men: | Tootin' tootin' to, tada choo choo wow! |
| [Verse] | |
| Men: | There's a place that is magical, and full of rain. |
| Women: | But now it needs help, because it is in pain. |
| Men: | Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore |
| All: | We're spreading awareness like never before! |
| [Chorus] | |
| All:: | Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer Let's save the rainforest! What do you say?! Being an activist is totally gay! |
| [Bridge] | |
| Man: | Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, |
| Woman: | There'll be nothing but rainforests covering the entire world! |
| Man: | [joins her] World! |
| [Chorus] | |
| All:: | Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! [Move to E flat] Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's save the rainforest! It's totally gay! It's totally gay! |
(after)
| [Intro] | |
| Men: | Tootin' tootin' to, tada choo choo wow! |
| [Verse] | |
| Men: | There's a place called the rainforest; it truly sucks ass. |
| Women: | Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast. |
| Men: | You say, "Save the rainforest," but what do you know? |
| All: | You've never been to the rainforest before. |
| [Chorus] | |
| All: | Getting Gay With Kids is here! To tell you things you might not like to hear. You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells. All you activists can go fuck yourselves! |
| [Bridge] | |
| Man: | Someday if we work hard, boys and girls, |
| Woman: | There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world! |
| Man: | [joins her] World! |
| [Chorus] | |
| All:: | Getting Gay With Kids is here! To spread the word and bring you cheer. Yeah! [Move to E flat] Getting Gay With Kids is here! Let's knock down the rainforest! What do you say?! It's totally gay! It's totally gay! |
.warm and safe that's…
| Shelley: | So much pain in the world today. Too many turds are headin' my way. But we can press our turds together. Passing by turds whenever. |
| Skyler: | Don't you know? Isn't… |
| Shelley: | Life so full of happiness? Feel free to mark my words. But me and you, will my love do in a world that's full of turds? TURDS! llama judgin finger-lovin' turds. TURDS! |
Love, love lost long ago, it was special then, it's over now.
Love, so darn frail, you know? It shriveled and died. I don't know how.
Love, love lost long ago, it was special then, it's over now.
Guess that I'll never know how it all went wrong. How how how?
Well perhaps I should try and boldly go
and rekindle that love lost long ago.
You'll be inside of me…
Fingerbang:|
Fingerbang! | Bang-bang! Fingerbang-bang! Bangbangbang! I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright. 'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight I'm goin' tuh fingerbang-bang you ever-y night Cartman Solo: |
And girl, you know that you're the only girl for me, girl. | Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies. You're my girl, you're my girl, My- …girrrrrrrl… Fingerbang: |
Fingerbang! | Bang. Bang bang bang. Fingerbang-bang! Bangbangbang! I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright. |
Ghetto Avenue Boys:| You've… got… it! | You know you've got… it. [Randy: Girl] What you've got is it! Randy: | It's obvious to me.
| Ghetto Avenue Boys: | Shirl! You've… got… it! | It… is what you've got, girl! What you've got is it! Randy: | Now, give it to me, 'cause-
| |
What a friend I have in Jesus
I can say that honestly
He's not like all my other friends
Who really don't care about me.
Amen.
Singers:| Are we going to the Hukilau? | The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau? [Satan joins them]
Are we going to the Hukilau? Hula Dancers: | Are we going to the Hukilau?
| Three Tortured Souls: | The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau?
| Hula Dancers: | Everybody loves a Hukilau,
| Males: | Where the laulau is the kaukau at the luau
| All: | We throw our nets out into the sea. | And all the ama-ama come a-swimming to me Are we going to the hukilau? The Huki Huki Huki Huki Hukilau? Huki……… Luki……… Lau?……… Satan: | Yeah!
| |
| Bebe: | Water, Helen, Water. |
| Kids: | She's never gonna do it. There's no way she'll ever do it. |
| Bebe: | Helen, Helen. Water, Helen. |
| Kids: | How can she talk if she can't hear? This is absolutely pointless |
| Kids: | She did it! She did it! Water! Water water aaaaaaaa! Water, Helen, Water. We can't believe she did it.The dumb kid really did it. Water, Helen, Water. |
| Jeffrey: | Now that I can communicate the world is not so cold and dark. |
| Kids: | Water, Helen, Aaa-aaaaaa! |
| Wendy: | John, come quick! Our little baby's very sick
When I pout she doesn't flinch, and when she doesn't move an inch. |
| Stan: | No, that cannot be. Honey you are scaring me. |
| Wendy: | She can't see hear, John. Watch. Helen! |
| Stan: | Helen! |
| Wendy: | …Helen! [the audience stares in disbelief] I think our baby's deaf and blind. Oh no! |
| Stan: | Oh no! [they lean on each other] |
| Wendy: | Oh no! Oh no!!! |
| Mr. Hankey |
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why 'Cause it's eaten by cattle, which is eaten by women and men It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea. And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.
And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life. |
| Cornwallis: | But how can I be that giraffe and blade of grass, and a human? I don't control what they do. |
| Mr. Hankey: | Just like your heart beats without you thinking about it, so, too, your giraffes and your humans do what they do without you even thinkin' about it. But it is all one life form. It is all… you. |
| Cornwallis: | I think I see now. I'm the poo of the antelope, that flows down to the ground |
| Mr. Hankey: | Becomes the grass of tomorrow |
| Cornwallis: | Yeah |
| Mr. Hankey: | Which the grazers turn around |
| Cornwallis: | So I'm the leg of a leopard and the wings of a hen |
| Mr. Hankey, Cornwallis: | Which becomes dinner for the human and turns back to poo again. That's the Circle, the Circle of Poo! |
| Kyle: | Miracles happen most every day. To people like you, and me. But don't expect a miracle. Unless you help make it to be.
You hope, and I'll hurry. |
| Kyle: | You love…… And I'll labor. |
| Stan: | …… We love…… Tralala |
| Kyle: | You sit…… And I'll stand. |
| Stan: | …… We sit……Tralalalala |
| Stan, Kyle: | [with Kenny humming] Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause |
| Boys, Hankeys: | Even a miracle needs a hand! |
| [Interlude] | |
| Kyle: | You wish…… -And I'll whittle. |
| Stan: | …… We wish…… Tralalalala |
| Kyle: | You sit…… And I'll stand. |
| Stan: | ……We sit…… Tralalalala |
| Kyle: | [with Kenny humming] Let's all try to help a little, 'cause |
| Boys: | Even a miracle- |
| Stan: | …It's okay. We'll just have his character die in the film. |
| Stan, Kyle: | Even a miracle____ needs____ a____ hand!! |
Fleetwood Mac:| Just like the wild winged bird sings a song- | Stand back, she's singin'. Goat: | Maaa
| Fleetwood Mac: | Baby
| Goat: | Maaa
| Fleetwood Mac: | Babe
| Goat: | Maa-ha
| |
I shout "Hell Yeah!" from my vehicle. Livin' is a miracle-
There's no one in town I can relate to
I play with autographed baseball bats
while everyone else just plays with sticks and pine cones
Has a boy ever felt so alone?
Well, who needs them anyway? I won't pretend to be something I'm not
If I can't be poor, I've got to deal with what I've got.
If I can't be like them, what I need is more rich kids around,
So I'm not the only one, and then I won't be so... down.
Please, God, send more rich kids...
To my...
Town
Whoa, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby
But I'm the one who loves you
And there's no one else! No-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh one else...
... (you're gonna miss my lovin')
I know you're gonna my lovin' (you're gonna miss my lovin')
You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my lo-o-ove.
Cartman:| It was the heat of the moment | Telling me what your heart meant The heat of the moment shone in your eyes
I never meant to be so bad to you Congressman 1: | One look from you and I would fall from grace.
| Congressman 2: | And that would wipe the smile right from my face.
| Congressman 1, Cartman: | Do you remember when we used to dance?
| A few Congressmen: | And incidents arose from circumstance?
| Everyone: | One thing led to another; we were young. | And we would scream together songs unsung
It was the heat of the moment |
Who's the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with the heart full of magic?
Everyone know it's Butters!
Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder?
Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone know it's Butters!
Jumpin' in puddles, skippin' down the hallway
Pettin' at the petting zoo. He loves John Alway.
Who's that tyke with the cutest little dimples,
Battin' his eyes at every puppy he sees?
If you look inside yourself, you might be surprised when you find
A little boy named Butters!
Original - The Union Label
A song by Paula Green, music by Malcolm Dodds ©1975, UNITE
Union of Needltrades, Industrial and Textile Employees
(formerly International Ladies' Garment Workers'Union and other unions)
Look for the union label when you are buying that coat, dress or blouse.
Remember somewhere our union's sewing, our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house.
We work hard, but who's complaining? Thanks to the I.L.G. we're paying our way!
So always look for the union label, it says we're able to make it in the U.S.A.!
Mr. Garrison:| His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison. | He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead- Stan: | Cartman: Kyle: Stan: Cartman: His name is Butters, it's Butters. | He used to be fat but not no more City Wok brought him down to a size 4. Now he's got lots of moneys and girls [slowing] and a lifetime of free food at City Wok. City Wok Owner: | His name is Jared, he lose some weight. | Shitty Wok food sure sells great. |
His name is Jared. Jared lost weight eating Subway and ... sandwiches of
He's still lookin' good, with all those... sub sandwiches...
He's still lookin' good, eatin' them sandwiches all the time...
Born in New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more:
Fight-in' Round The World
He fight his directors and he fights his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If there's two things he love it's fighting and,
Fight-in' Round The World
Makin' movies, makin' music and
Fight-in' Round The World!
Russell Crowe!
Exit
Tugger's whistle's blowin'
Means we must be goin'
No more Russell Crowein' for you.
But now don't you start to whine
I'll see ya again next time.
'Cause there's plenty a-more a-foightin' left to do.
Makin' movies, makin' songs, an' foightin' round the world.
Members:| In the tropical isle with the coconut tree, | the air is fresh and the people are free. Man 5: | But here in the mountain there's no freedom like that.
| Skeeter: | There's a man in prison and his name is Hat.
| |
Where were you when they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heaven?
Where were you when they saved that ladder to heaven?
Where were you when they decided heaven was a more intangible idea 'n you couldn't, you couldn't really get there?
Mr. Hankey:| Poo Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a
| Whistle: | Poo Choo!
| Mr. Hankey: | All the way and back!
| Cartman: | Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
| Mr. Hankey: | Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train.
| |
Skeeter:| Well excuse me if... | I'm a little bit country. Randy: | Well I'm a little bit rock-n-roll!
| Skeeter: | I'm a little for supportin' our troops.
| Randy: | And I'm a little for bringin' them home.
| Skeeter: | I believe freedom isn't free.
| Randy: | No, but war shouldn't be our goal.
| Skeeter: | We must defend our country.
| Randy: | If it means war, then we say NO!
| Skeeter: | Did you forget them towers in New York? | Did you forget how it made you feel To see them towers come down? Were you like me? Did you think it weren't real? Randy: | I like to rock, but I don't wanna rock Iraq! | The only kind of rockin' America should do is the kind that we can all dance to, yeah! Skeeter: | We got GPS, ICBMs, and good old-fashioned lead. | We're gonna show Saddam what America means; that son of a bitch will be dead. Randy: | Why are we fightin' this war? | There's a man in the office we didn't vote for. They didn't give me a choice. War is not my voice! Yeaaaaahhhh! |
Skeeter:| Hey I'm a little bit country
| Randy: | And I'm a little bit rock-n-roll-eh
| Skeeter: | I'll be the muscle of America
| Randy: | And me, I'll be the caring soul.
| Together: | When you put us together you get a nation with one goal | To thrive and prosper, with a little country and rock and roll. Randy: | Come on up here, everybody!
| Everybody: | We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll
| Stuart: | We can be a nation that believe in war,
| Mr. Mackey: | And still tells the world that we don't.
| Everybody: | Let the flag for hyprocisy fly high from every pole | We're a little bit country, and we're a little bit rock-n-roll Randy: | Well, goodnight everybody. It sure has been great bringing you a hundred episodes.
| Skeeter: | We want to thank our guests, the pro-war people. And the anti-war people.
| Everybody: | For the war, against, the war, WHO CARES?? One hundred episodes!
| |
Butt Out!:| Butt out! Yeah yeah! Kids, that cigarette butt is gross! | Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go!
[rap] Randy: | [beat box] ... Smoking, no. No smoking.
| Kyle: | Freestyle!
| Pam: | Vernon!
| Vernon: | Don't smoke! Don't ever smoke!
| Butt Out!: | Kyle!
| Kyle: |
B to the U to the T to the T to the | O to the U to the T to the C to the I to the G to the A to the R to the E to the T to the T to the E! Butt out, cigarette! Butt Out!: | Randy!
| Randy: |
Smoke you know has got to go. | You go, you got to know to say the "no" To the smoke, you go go ... You gotta get it! Butt Out!: | Pam!
| Pam: | [screech] Don's smoke.
| Butt Out!: | Woohoo! | Butt out! Yeah yeah! Give that cigarette butt a throw! Butt out! Uh huh! Smokin's got to go! |
Factory workers:|
With a hidey lidey lidey and a hidey lidey lay | We work and we make cigarettes all hidey lidey day So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night Young Worker: |
I like to have a cigarehette every now and then | It makes me fee-l calmer when the day is at an end. Older Worker: |
And if it gives me cancer when I'm eighty I don't care | Who the hell wants to be ninety anyway? Factory workers: |
So with a hidey lidey lidey and a hidey lidey lay | We work and we make cigarettes all hidey lidey day So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night |
Canadians:|
Welcome, friend, to Canada! Canada Friends loves you! | We're just like any other country without the big tattoo! Sailor: |
We greet thee with pleasure, but one question, if we may?
| Businessman: |
What brings you folks to Canada? Why are you here today?
| Kyle: |
Uh. My adopted brother got taken back here to Canada? So, we want to talk to the new Canadian Prime Minister about getting him back?
| Canadians: |
His brother is our quest. The question is, is what? | You must talk to the new Prime Minister if you think his brother's home's back there |
Priest:|
Follow the only road.
| Man: |
Follow the only road.
| Canadians: |
To go anywhere in Canada, you just follow the only road. | There's only one road in Canada. We call it the Road, the only road. Hip-hip, hooray, let's hear it for our Road. Road Workers: |
And it's paved and wide and up to code.
| Canadians: |
You're off to see the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister of Canada!
| |
French Canadians:|
There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land. | Ze ozer Canada is hardly Canada. If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
There'z no Canada like French Canada, it'z za bezt Canada in ze land. Mime: |
Is a bullshit Canada
| French Canadians: |
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
| Mime: |
I think you'd understand. | ...You understand. |
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honey-
(later)
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, honeeey.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight an' screw all night and day.
Honey, babe, be mine.
Mr. Jefferson:| Would you like to ride the train with me, | and start a magical journey? |
Cartman:| Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson. | You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson. |
| Mr. Jefferson: (Cartman:) Let's ride and ride on the train together | (... Train together) On a journey through both of our minds. (... I've got time. Do youuu??) |
| Posse: | Vote or die, mother_, mother_er, vote or die! |
| Puff Daddy: | Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye. |
| Posse: | Democracy is founded on one simple rule! |
| Puff Daddy: | Get out there and vote or I will mother__ kill you. Yeh. I like it when you vote, bitch! (bitch!) Shake them titties when you vote, bitch! (bitch!) I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof) Now get your big ass in the pollin' booth. I said vote, bitch, or I'll f_____ kill you! |
| Posse: | Vote or die, mother_, mother_, vote or die! |
| Puff Daddy: | You can't run from a .38, go ahead and try! |
| Posse: | Let your opinion be heard! You gotta make a choice! |
| Puff Daddy: | 'Cause after I slit your throat you won't have a f____ voice Vote or die! Vote or die! |
What special time and special day,
It's Woodland Critter Christmas!
Sing, sing a song, make it simple, to last your whole life long.
Don't worry if it's not good enough for anyone else to hear.
Just sing,
Sing a song.
Cartman:| Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same. |
Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause it's lame. Come on, guys! Hand in hand, we can live together. Gingers | (Cartman): [unsure] Ginger or not, it's all the same. (That's it! You've got it!) |
Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause dying's lame. Hand in hand, we can live together. (Live together!) We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same. (The same, you and I!) Gingers: | Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause dying's lame. |
Hand in hand, we can live together. We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same. Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause dying's lame. Hand in hand, we can live together. We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same. Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause dying's lame. Hand in hand, we can live together. We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same. |
R. Kelly:| Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet |
I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet? Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun! Tell my why Tom Cruise in the clsoet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!
I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet
I've been asked to come up here, get you both out of the closet Cruise, Travolta: | We're not comin' out the closet, so you can just go away. |
R. Kelly: | But everyone wants you out the closet. |
Cruise, Travolta: | That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay. |
R. Kelly: | Now I'm startin' to get angry, so I pull out my gun! |
I'm gonna give you a count of three to open this closet door. 1. I'm gonna shoot you both. 2. I'm gonna cap some bitch. 3. ... Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too. |