The Guest Stars of
"Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Carl, the Aliens, and the Anal Probe
They abduct Cartman and send him back with an anal probe, then they abduct Ike. They also mutilate cows, but eventually decide that the cows are the most intelligent of earth's creatures. They can manipulate humans into odd displays of musical behavior. When the cows talk to the aliens, it is revealed that one of the aliens is Carl, and he was the one responsible for experimenting on the cows. They have been seen during a boxing match and while Mephesto reveals who Cartman's father is. The Anal Probe makes its presence known with bursts of fiery farts from Cartman's ass, then it shows its one-eyed self to Cartman and the others at the school kitchen. Kyle and Wendy tie Cartman to a tree so the probe can call home and bring the aliens back to drop off Ike. The probe comes out of Cartman's ass and becomes an 80-foot satellite dish, then sends the signal. In Stan's dream of Cartman's dream, the aliens ate some ice cream from the truck that came out of Cartman's ass.
News 8 TV reporter
This is the first reporter we see. He is a field reporter, and he reports on some strange formations in the fields around South Park. He wonders if these formations are made by aliens wanting to cmmunicate with us. A helicopter camera is focused on an eye, then pulls back to reveal a large human figure. It is Cartman, but he does not recognize himself. He thinks it is Tom Selleck.