| SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY R-1 |
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School Daysaka "When we were a couple of kids"music by Gus Edwardswords by Will D Cobb | |
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| Verse 1: |
Nothing to do, Nellie Darling; Nothing to do you say? Let's take a trip on memory's ship, Back to the bygone days. Sail to the old village school house; Anchor outside the school door. Look in and see: there's you and there's me, A couple of kids once more. |
| Chorus: |
School days, school days; Dear old golden rule days. Readin' and 'ritin' and 'rithmetic; Taught to the tune of the hick'ry stick. You were my queen in calico; I was your bashful barefoot beau. And you wrote on my slate, "I love you, Joe," When we were a couple of kids. |
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'Member the hill, Nellie Darling; And the oak tree that grew on its brow? They've built forty storeys upon that old hill, And the oak's an old chestnut now. 'Member the meadows so green, dear; So fragrant with clover and maize? Into new city lots and preferred bus'ness plots, They've cut them up since those days. |

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Johnny threw the red ball.
I ate too much cous-cous.
Don't make fun of my grandpa. I'm not positive, but I think that Kathy Lee Gifford is much older then she claims to be. |
Parts of speech are assigned to various words on the board.
Kathie Lee Gifford is a noun - a proper noun (person) - but not a direct object. Kathie Lee Gifford is the noun (subject) of the embedded sentence following "that."
Mr. Hat appears as he would if he were a real puppet - with eyes hidden below the rim of his hat. After this episode, his eyes sit atop the rim of the hat.
Wendy Testaburger - well, the name could come from Wendy's…
The red-haired girl and a blonde girl sitting in the back row, right side, are soon replaced by Wendy and Pip. There's an identical redhead at the other end of the row who isn't replaced.
Stan's humungous smile is very reminiscent of Charlie Brown's; indeed, of any cartoon character who shows a deep crush on another.
When Cartman sings "Stan wants to ki-iss wendy testabur-ger" his hands have switched places, but are returned to their places a bit later.
Kenny's suggestion: (or look at the cat on her feet, then touch her) doesn't say what kind of cat, but if she's wearing shiny shoes, you can see just what kind he means…and just where to touch. It is generally accepted that Kenny's friends understand what he says, while we can't. That they took a little longer to catch on to Kenny this time means we shouldn't have caught on at all.
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Today's Hot Lunch
Salisbury Steak |
Chef's apron switches from CHEF to chef several times from the time he first talks to the kids in the cafeteria until he sets off the fire drill.
On the side of Office Barbrady's vehicle is the slogan "To Patronize and Annoy"
Chef's lettering may have been meant to change case, but Wendy's hair was not. Both times Stan threw up at Stark's pond, long shots show Wendy's hair reversed.
When Kyle says "Come back here you stinking aliens," it's Stan's voice you hear.
"Make like David Caruso's career": refers to his career after "NYPD Blue" - it took a dive and has yet to recover. Ike takes a dive head first into the snow.
"Cows on a people train" - from an obscure Dr. Seuss book entitled "In A People House," which he wrote under the pseudonym "Theo LeSeig"
When Kenny is dead and Kyle is talking to Stan about looking for his little brother, if you look closely at the top right corner you can see in one of the frames the shadow of a finger.
The song "I Love to Singa" is from the 1936 Tex Avery cartoon of the same name. One of the characters is a 'tasteless' crooning owl named Owl Jolson, one of four hatchlings born to the parent owls.
I'm sure glad that's over with - first heard in The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty.
ZOOP is a beverage.
"Uhyouyouyou gotta help the children." - Chef's statement here goes back to 1994, when Trey and Matt were working on Cannibal! The Musical. From The Making of Cannibal: The Musical, Chapter 9, by Jason McHugh:
They couldn't stop talking about this big fat black guy they had run into, who kept saying "Watch the children, ya'll gots to watch the children." They kept putting their hands out pretending they were in some fat suit, and then they'd say, "Watch the Children," a few times until they were laughing hysterically. I'm still not sure if they actually ran into someone specific or not, but the description of the watch-the-children man became more and more outrageous as the weeks passed by. I guess that was the birth of Chef!
In Cartman's house, the woman in the picture on the table next to the sofa is Matt Stone's sister, Rachel (aka Shelley).
Chef says he's got twenty minutes before Sanford and Son is on, but the watch shows fifteen minutes to the hour.
Compare the spoken word to the written word:
From the DVD Kyle: You know what you assholes like! You like to _____ and sh___ and _____ and _____ and _____ and _____!
From the official script Kyle: You know what you like!? I bet you'd all like to (beep) your own (beep) while she (beep) on your (beep) (beep)!!