The Guest Stars of
"Weight Gain 4000"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Beefcake Actor
He is a young muscular man who makes commercials for Beefcake's Weight Gain 4000. It is supposed to help you get in shape fast, but that's if you're getting in shape in the first place. Cartman say it as a way to bulk up, but because he didn't exercise, he simply got very fat. He eneed up on TV after all, on "Geraldo." His commercials still run, as seen in "Experimentation," when Stan flips through the channels.
Kathie Lee Gifford
Kathie Lee Gifford, that advocate of chidren whose own busineeses once had child laborers in Third-World countries, comes to South Park to give an award to Eric Cartman for writing the best "Save Our Planet" paper, which turned out to be a copy of Thoreau's "Walden." When Mr. Garrison learns of this, he has flashbacks to his own time in third grade, when both he and Kathie Lee were participants in a national talent show. She beat him out with an extravagant display of performers backing her up during her song. Now, as she comes to present the award to Cartman, he plans to kill her.
Geraldo Rivera
The award presentation to Cartman was supposed to be televised nationwide, but the stage broke when Cartman stepped onto it, sending Kathie Lee flying onto her truck. When gunshots rang out, Kathie Lee's guards quickly took her away, and the TV crews had nothing to televise, so they left. Cartman, instead of getting on TV for his paper, got on TV for his excessive fat.