The Guest Stars of
"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Sparky, Sylvester, Rex, and Fifi
Sparky's voice: George Clooney
Sparky is Stan's gay dog. Has a thing for pink collars. He ran away when he heard Stan wishing for a straight dog. Sylvester was the toughest dog on the mountain, he could not get away from Sparky and was absolutely unprepared for the advances of a gay dog. In "Ike's Wee Wee" he was killed when he took Kyle's version of Ike from his hands. He went out into the middle of the street, where no one would bother him as he tore away at the doll, but a truck with a sleepy driver slammed into him and blew up. He died in the explosion. Ike was later found in Nebraska. Rex is Clyde's dog who follows him all the time, but Sparky humped him, too. Fifi was bought so Sparky could develop an attraction for female dogs, but he sniffed her and took her pearl necklace instead.
Frank Hammond And Phil
These two announcers were present to cover the game between the South Park Cows and the Middle Park Cowboys. Frank (the balding one) had a way of saying things that got him in trouble. He was oblivious to his insensitivity, and Phil had to constantly remind him to watch what he was saying. Frank has also appeared in "Cow Days," and their Chinese counterparts are seen in "Conjoined Fetus Lady."
Big Gay Al
Owns "The Big Gay Animal Sanctuary." Helps gay animals find homes, and helps Stan understand why Sparky can't be straight. He has a wonderful techno-dance floor and a boat ride that covers homosexuality through the ages, culminating in an ideal world for gays. Later, he drops off all the gay pets he collected so the townsfolk can reclaim them, but no one sees him do this. Al appears next to the boys to say good-bye, then steps into his magic briefcase, presses a button,, floats up, shrinks, and disappears. He makes a spectacular return in South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut when he is called upon to host the USO show with Sheila Broflovski. He puts on a showstopper, "I'm Super", that includes rising pools, his menagerie of animals, and dancers galore! In "Cripple Fight" he returns as a boy scout leader who's stripped of his post because of his homosexuality - the adults are afraid he's a molester as well. This proves to be unfounded. Al tries to fight for his job back, but decides not to when he sees that it takes a court decision to reinstate him in Scouts.
Enrique the Mascot, and Richard Stamos
Jimbo and Ned had a bomb made so that it will explode on a high F. Carl, the town's explosives expert, designed the bomb that Jimbo and Ned placed on Enrique, the Middle Park mascot. He sat around with Jimbo and Ned trying to determine the right note to hit to set the bomb off. Jimbo and Ned went to Middle Park Elementary to put it on Enrique, who shook when he found out what the bomb was for. The Middle Park foorball team brought Enrique to the game, but failed to remove the bomb from his back. Richard Stamos was scheduled to sing "Loving You," so Jimbo was counting on him to hit the high F so the bomb would explode and obliterate Enrique, and forfeit the game. Richard could not hit the high F, so the game went on. The Cows beat the spread, and Richard tried once more to hit the high F. This time, he did, and Enrique blew up.