The Guest Stars of
"Death"

by Wild Willie Westwood

Talk Show Host

When word got out that Stan was trying to kill his granpa, the story got on the air, and the boys were called into an interview on a talk show. The host on the show tried to find out why Stan and the others were trying to kill Granpa, and Stan tried to explain that they were watching Terrance and Phillip when he got the rope. The host cut him off when he mentioned Terrance and Phillip and accused their show of inspiring the boys' actions.

John Warzog, the brick wall, and Suzanne Sommers

Sheila Broflovski leads the adults of South Park to New York to protest in front of Cartoon Central's headquarters. Its president, John Warzog, comes out to tell them what the network thinks of the protest. Any questions? Talk to the brick wall! Before he goes back inside, he moons them, and Sheila responds by having the adults hurl themselves against the building. All the while, the adults have such a bad case of diarrhea that the president comes out again and tells them that the diarrhea, not the protest, caused the station to reconsider. He promised to put reruns of She's The Sheriff, starring Suzanne Sommers, instead of Terrance and Phillip on the schedule if only the protesters go home and take their diarrhea with them. The reruns turn out just as vulgar as Terrance and Phillip, so the adults go to New York once more.

Granpa's Granpa

All through the episode Stan's Granpa has been trying to get Stan to kill him, and each time, Stan balks. Granpa tries to justify the action by mentioning that he killed his own granpa when the old man requested it. Later, when Death kills Kenny, Granpa complains that Death was supposed to kill him instead. Death shows him his own granpa, who tells him that he was wrong about the assisted death, and he wanted Granpa not to put Stan in that position. He tells Granpa to wait and die of natural causes.

Death