The Guest Stars of
"Pink Eye"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Tina Yothers
She is the judge for the Halloween costumes the children wear to the gym. Despite the fact that nearly all the class comes dressed as Chewbacca, she chooses Wendy as the grand-prize winner. Kyle, who is dressed as the solar system, got mad at her for overlooking his costume.
The Trick-Or-Treated
When the boys go trick-or-treating they come across these people. Kenny has a treat for two of them. He bites the old lady, who runs into her house screaming for somebody to call 911. He then bites the fat man on the head and doesn't let go, and the man falls on his face and dies. Kenny continues eating, and the other boys walk away from him. When the three boys come to another house, the door opens to reveal three Klansmen whom Cartman confuses as ghosts. Only Cartman gets candy, and it's only one Tootie bar.
Puffy The Bear
Cartman came to school dressed as Adolf Hitler, and stayed dressed this way until lunch. Principal Victoria came into the cafeteria and saw him dressed this way, so she pulled him away and took him to her office to see an educational video, hosted by Puffy the bear. Cartman didn't want to see it at first, but he so liked this video that he wanted to see it again, totally ignoring the moral of the video. The principal instead took a white windbreaker and made a ghost costume for Cartman.
Reporter In A Bikini
This reporter was the field reporter who was in South Park to cover the Pink Eye epidemic. Why he was in a bikini in a cold town is not known. He described the symptoms of what he thought was Pink Eye, but which Chef, who was watching TV when the news came on, knew to be symptoms of the undead. The reporter is in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, reporting on the success of Terrance and Phillip in film and music.
Worcestershire Sauce
Marty loves Worcestershire sauce on his hot dogs. He got careless and left a bottle of it on the embalming machine. When it revved up, the sauce tipped over and poured into the machine, which sent it into Kenny. The sauce/embalming mixture turned Kenny into a zombie. Kyle found the hotline number on the bottle to call in case of emergency, and he got a Worcestershire sauce representative to help him determine the cause of the zombie epidemic and kill the original zombie.
The Mortician and the Clinic Doctor
Marty and the mortician work at the morgue preparing bodies for burial. When Kenny appears as a zombie he bites both of them and breaks out of the morgue. Marty and the mortician become zombies themselves and attack several people in town. The clinic doctor is a general physician who treats most hurts with topical cream, and these hurts come to include what he thinks is pink eye. Unfortunately, Chef comes in to tell him about the living dead and rips off