The Guest Stars of
"Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Philip Glass
He is the minimalist composer who was brought in to score the new nonoffensive, nondenominational Christmas play. He presents the kids moving around in leotards to a play that doesn't have any story. The parents of South Park were looking forward to a play without religious overtones, but didn't like the result.
Mental House Nurse
She greets the boys as they come to commit Kyle into the mental house. After some preliminary questions, she calls out the burly interns to tie Kyle up and place him in a padded room. There, he sings the dreidel song and his own song until Mr. Hankey shows up with the rest of the town to liberate him.
Tree-hugging Hippies
Cartman first mentioned their views when he and the other boys joined Jimbo and Ned on a camping trip. They make their appearance when various townsfolk complain about things appearing in the Christmas play that they feel shouldn't be there. The tree-huggers lobby for no more harvesting of Christmas trees. Later on, they saw the play and said that everyone ruined Christmas.
Kids in the Christmas Choir
These kids appear in the Christmas choir, but not in class.