The Guest Stars of
"Tom's Rhinoplasty"

by Wild Willie Westwood


Miss Ellen

Ms. Ellen
Voice: Natasha Henstridge

She is the substitute who taught the class while Mr. Garrison went to get a nose job and recuperated from the surgery. Her beauty certainly had the boys excited, but it drew Wendy's jealousy and anger. The breaking point came when Stan won a dinner with her, and Wendy looked on from the outside. Wendy acted quickly to get rid of her.

Tom, the Rhinoplaster

Tom

He is South Park's rhinoplaster, or nose job specialost. He gave Mr. Garrison a nose so wonderful it made him look like David Hasselhoff, but the women got so worked up over it he decided to have the surgery reversed. Tom's Rhinoplasty was seen in Mecha Streisand, and Tom himself is rather handsome, like Pierce Brosnan.

Photo Dojo Photographer

Photo Dojo Photographer

He was first seen in "Damien," but he didn't have any lines then. After Mr. Garrison walks out of Tom's Rhinoplasty with David Hasselhoff's face, he goes to the Photo Dojo to have his picture taken. The photographer takes photos of Mr. Garrison and has him pose in all sorts of ways, and even offers some smack when Garrison requests it.

The Iraqi Soldiers

The Iraqi Soldiers

These soldiers came to take Ms. Ellen away, calling her Maqesh Alaq Makaraqesh. There are led by Hakim Qorashqi, of the mighty nation of Iraq. They burst into the classroom as Ms. Ellen is preparing to take the kids through some handwriting exercises. The principal follows them in, demanding to know what's going on. When Ms. Ellen is apprehended, she takes a scimitar and warns everyone back. Unfortunately, the scimitar leaves her hand and kills Kenny.

Mrs. Campbell

Mrs. Campbell

Mrs. Campbell was the first to notice Mr. Garrison's new look. She liked it so much she suggested he call her (her number is in the phone book). She then told the rest of the women in South Park about the handsome Mr. Garrison, and they chased him when they saw him. Turns out Mrs. Campbell did this at Wendy's command, all a part of the plan to get Mr. Garrison back as a teacher.