The Guest Stars of
"Mecha-Streisand"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Anthropologist
The anthropologist is working in site B. Mr. Garrison takes the class on a trip to a former Indian pueblo, now empty except for artifacts such as arrowheads. Kyle finds an arrowhead that glows and calls the anthropologist to see what kind of arrow it is. Cartman rips it away after the anthropologist inspects it.
Barbra Streisand/Mecha Streisand
Leonard Maltin/Ultura Marutin
Sidney Poitier/Megara Poatia
Robert Smith/Rabartu Smitu
Robert Smith's Voice: Robert Smith
Mecha Streisand came about because of the Diamond of Pantheos, of which the Triangle of Zinthar is a part. She was looking for the Triangle of Zinthar when she saw the report that Kyle had unknowingly found it. She tried to get it from him, but Cartman stole it. She later kidnapped the boys until Cartman could not take being stretched on the rack anymore. She took the triangle and joined it to another triangle to make the Diamond of Pantheos. With the diamond, she became Mecha Streisand. The rest seemed to have innate powers. Marutin, Poatia, and Smitu all had a part in defeating Sturaisanda, but it was Smitu who threw her out into space, where she exploded.
The Tiny Twin Japanese Princesses
They were Sidney Poitier's alert system. Traditionally, they are associated with Mothra, which here is Rabartu Smitu. Here, they are associated with Mega Poatia, Poitier's version of Gamera. They alert Sidney Poitier of Barbra Streisand's presence in South Park and of the creature she has become.
Milo and the Japanese Singer
Milo is the chief aide to Barbra Streisand. He retrieves the Triangle of Zinthar from Cartman's shoe after Cartman gives in to the rack. The singer sings Japanese verses for the various people who show up and tranform to Japanese-style monster out to get Mecha-Streisand. Chef gets sick of hearing him after a while.
News anchor Dave, Quadraplegic Swiss man on a pony, Reporter
Most episodes have a news report, and this one is no different. Dave anchors the news here and the quadraplegic Swiss man on a pony reports from Site B about Kyle's find. Another reporter reports on the amazing recovery South Park makes after every disaster, natural or man-made, that comes its way, only to see Mecha-Streisand stomp on the buildings behind him. South Park is being destroyed as he speaks.