The Guest Stars of
"Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Chief Running Water
He was one of Cartman's possible fathers. Liane told Cartman that the Chief was the one she first danced with. She didn't remember much else about that night, but nine months later, Cartman was born. When Cartman visited the Chief at the Ute reservation, the Chief told him that he was not the father, and told him that Chef was the next person Liane was with.
Bob Saget
Bob Saget is the host of America's Stupidest Home Videos. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny were going to send a video about Cartman playing with his dolls to Mr. Mackey so he could help Cartman out, but instead, the boys sent the tape into ASHV. It is beat out by Stan's Grandpa's video of Kenny being struck by a train.
The 12th Annual
Drunken Barn Dance
This is the dance during which Cartman was conceived. Liane Cartman takes a roll in the hay with Chief Running Water, Chef, Mr. Garrison, and the Denver Broncos. Jimbo and Ned are also present. Chef wonders why Liane is responding so vigorously even though he is doing nothing, then finds a hand reaching out of the hay. It turns out to be Garrison, and Chef leaves when Liane suggests they have a ménage à trois.