The Secrets of
"A Million Little Fibers"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web


Vernon Chatman's stint at Wonder Showzen has affected his Towelie voice.

Towelie puts the sheet of paper into the typewriter the wrong way. The paper goes in behind the roller and rolls in under and then up along the frint of the roller.

HIGH MOMENTS = HIGH TIMES
CHIPORITOS = DORITOS
Porcupine Press = Penguin Press, a division of Penguin Group
FRONTIER BOOKS = BORDERS BOOKS
BARNES & LEGAL = BARNES & NOBLE
Arbitrary House = Random House
Tiara Books = Crown Books
Marryot = Marriott

Frito-Lay makes the corn chips. Its Doritos brand focuses on tortilla chips.

Frey was caught in a lie about his experiences. Towelie is caught in a lie about his identity.

Interesting that Oprah's private parts have male voices.

"maybe we can get her in as a guest on the 19th" - this episode first aired on April 19, 2006, the day before Stoner Day, April 20.

Minge is a British word for vagina, but the word is derived from latin mingere (urinate), so a minge is more generally a urinary opening.

Competing networks usually don't have their stars talk to each other like FOX's Geraldo Rivera is talking to CNN's Larry King here.

The asshole being called Gary comes from rhyming slang: asshole - shitter - Gary Glitter - Gary.

Geraldo Rivera is not a beaner, which is slang for Mexican, for the beans that are a staple in the Mexican diet. He's half Puerto Rican, half Jewish, and Puerto Ricans aren't known as beaners.

Kyle McCullough provides the voice for Gary.