The Guest Stars of
"Major Boobage"
by Wild Willie Westwood
All About Cheesing
Father, Daughter, Reporter on Cheesing, Press Conference Reporter
The boys decide to try concentrated cat urine after Mr. Mackey discusses ways to get high, and Kenny becomes the test subject. After he gets hit with the urine, he goes into an altered state. In this state he visits a desert planet where he runs into this beautiful woman wearing a cowboy hat. She has no lines, but her father does. He tells Kenny to disrobe and to massage his daughter's awesome rocking tits. Kenny begins to disrobe when Cartman finds him disrobing on the sidewalk. The reporter on cheesing covers the story soon after Kenny cheeses for the first time, telling parents the warning signs to look for. Another reporter covers the press conference Gerald has to give once his own cheesing is leaked to the press. Gerald rescinds his cat ban, legalizing cats once again. It turns out Randy, too, has cheesed in the past.
The Cat Owmers and the DEA Agent
DEA Agent, Girl, Scrambles' Owner, Nishka's Owner
When the DEA is brought in to take away all the cats, the DEA agent pictured here chides the girl for whining for her cat, and he calls her a druggie. He later takes away one of Kenny's cats. The agents get Scrambles, among other cats, and his owner says they'll miss him. Nishka's owner brings her cat to Cartman for safekeeping, since he's providing sanctuary to several cats who haven't been taken. When Scrambles is returned to his owner, he scratches the owner all over the face and head.