The Guest Stars of
"Canada On Strike!"
by Wild Willie Westwood
UN Delegates from Britain, Switzerland, France, and Japan
A Nun, Danish Couple and Female Reporter, Male Reporter, Husband and Wife
The four UN delegates at first wonder why the Canadians are striking. Mr. Abootman says it's for respect and for Internet money. (There's a feeling that writers, because they're not in front of the camera or in the upper levels of TV programming, are invisible and easily forgotten, so there's not much respect for them. And the writers focused on the Internet as a source of income in their demands). After discussing the situation, the delegates come back with bubblegum and coupons to Bennigan's for all Canadians (there are no Bennigan's in Canada). Mr. Abootman accepts, on the condition that it looks like great effort on his part leading to victory.
A nun looks at Butters' YouToob vide and comments on it. The Danish couple interviewed by the lady reporter hope that the U.S. will see them as acceptable replacements for the Canadians, as the Danish have some Canadian features, live in a country others can't find on a map, and are considered the Canadians of Europe. The male reporter is in fromt of Butters' house recounting Butters' rise to Internet fame. The couple drives by Kyle's house when they see Ike on strike. They honk their horn a few times and drive on.
Internet Stars and the Clerk who's suppose to pay them.
Clerk, Chocolate Rain Guy, Afro Ninja, Chris Crocker
Numa Numa, Star Wars Kid, Tron Guy
This clerk works for DIM, the Department of Internet Money. She tells Stan and the boys to wait in line for their Internet money. When they enter the waiting room, they find these characters waiting for their money too. Their videos are well-know, so there's no need to describe them here. The Chocolate Rain Guy asks Butters about the number of people who've seen his video, "What What (In The Butt)." When Kyle asks to go ahead of him so the Canadians could get their money faster, Chocolate Rain Guy holds his ground. Star Wars Kid protests, and pretty soon everyone is fighting except the boys. Kyle decides the boys will wait their turn, but it's too late: the Internet stars kill each other off. The Panda kills off three, The Chocolate Rain Guy kills off a few more, including the panda. The Dramatic Look Gopher kills off Chocolate Rain Guy with a really hard stare, but a final bullet from Chocolate Rain Guy's gun kills the gopher. The boys can safely get their Internet money.
Canadians
Stephen Abootman and his aides, Weird Hat Guy, Canadian Woman 2
Café 180 Patron, Canadian Woman 1, Border Guard
Man 1, Lumberjack, Man 2, Man 3
Stephen Abootman decides to lead Canada on strike so that the world could appreciate Canada's contributions to the world, and to get more money for its economy. Unfortunately, Mr. Abootman wants Internet money, which is given to him as a theoretical check. He negotiates with the UN for $3008 in Bennigan's coupons and bubblegum. The guy in a weird hat pops in when Mr. Abootman asks Terrance and Phillip if they think the strike is funny. The second Canadian woman alerts the other Canadians to a news segment about the Canadian strike.
The characters in rows 2 and 3 each have at least one line in the song. The border guard pulls down his curtain. The Café 180 patron tells everyone to suck his Canadian balls, then gives the finger to people twice..