The Guest Stars of
"Eek, A Penis!"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Denver School Board Reps, Mrs. Miller, Teen Girl, Melita
The Denver School Board Reps hear of Cartman's success as student teacher and invite him to teach at one of their toughest schools. Cartman accepts, for $300. Cartman ends up at Jim Davis High School and is introduced to his class by Mrs. Miller, the school principal. She's a tough woman. Two teen girls are featured here: the first one doesn't want to be called a cheater, but Cartman tells her she'll be called savvy if she cheats and succeeds. Melita thinks all this time spent cheating is pointless, since she's pregnant and her chances at getting into college are therefure slim anyway. Cartman impresses on her that abortion is the ultimate form of cheating, and that she should get one. Whether she actually did or not is not known, although she, like the rest of her classmates, got 100% on her SAP test.
Rodriguez, Teen Boy 2, Teen Boy 3, Teen Boy 4
Teen Boy 5, Teen Boy 6, Teen Boy 7, Teen Boy 8
Rodriguez would give his attention to Mrs. Miller all night long. Teen Boy 6 thinks cheating is bullshit, but a pickup game with Cartmanez makes him think. He returns to class later to give cheating a chance. Teen Boy 7 keeps score during the pickup game. Teen Boy 2 doesn't know what to make of his new short teacher, but by the end of the episode he's accepted Cartmanez enough to tell him his methods are worthless because the students have to take the SAP test in a heavily monitored room. The other boys make comments here and there.
Researcher 1, Researcher 2
Reasercher 1 is the one who handles Mrs. Garrison's request to grow a new penis on the back of a mouse, which he does successfully. Researcher 2 tells the others not to let the penis out of the lab, but a researcher coming in from outside could not have heard that command.
Komfort Inn Couple, Woman in Fitness Room
Faggoncini Couple, Two Women Diners
The couple at the Komfort Inn is the first couple to be exposed to Mrs. Garrison's penis after the Stotches. The woman in the Komfort Inn's firness room is the second. Garrison chases it into the steam room. Later on, the penis runs into Buca de Faggoncini's and scares the women there. The husbands have no idea what's going on.
Chef, New Officer, Mr. Thompson
The chef at Buca de Faggoncini is about to take a rolling pin to the penis-mouse when Garrison steps into the kitchen and tells him not to. He later goes after it with Garrison and the cops, but stops when it drops into the sewer. One of the cops chasing after the penis-mouse was the one who told Sgt. Yates about the report of a penis at Buca de Faggoncini. Mr. Thompson is a teacher at South Park Elementary we haven't seen before.
The News Anchor in this episode is not pictured, as he first appeared as the field reporter covering the VMAs in "Britney's New Look." Mitch is not pictured here since he is Officer Harris from Season 8's "The Jeffersons."