The pregnant man on Oprah is this guy, Thomas Beatie. He was a woman until 1998, then decided to become a man, but retained his female genitalia so he could one day have a child from his own body.
Mr. Garrison gets his penis back, but not his balls. He also gets it back cut instead of uncut, where a naturally-grown penis would be uncut. The researcher probably circumcised it when it was still in the incubator.
Cartman's story is taken from Stand and Deliver. The school he goes to teach at is Jim Davis High School. You might know that Jim Davis writes the comic Garfield, and the school Jaime Escalante went to teach at is Garfield High School in Boyle Heights, just east of Downtown Los Angeles. In the movie, the students were accused of cheating and had to take the test again to prove that they didn't cheat the first time.
Cartman is terrible at keeping up a Latino accent.
Syllabus - course outline for a quarter or semester.
The school is Jim Davis High School, but the scoreboard reads "East High School." Could be the scoreboard wasn't updated when the school got its new name.
Cartman's cheating is ruthless - get ahead at any cost.
The running jab at Bill Belichick and the Patriots comes from Spygate, in which the Patriots were disciplined by the NFL for videotaping New York Jets' signals during a September 9, 2007 game, an act deemed by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to be in violation of league rules. After an investigation, the NFL fined Patriots head coach Bill Belichick $500,000 for his role in the incident, the Patriots $250,000, and docked the team their original first-round selection in the 2008 NFL Draft. They lost to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII after a perfect season.
"I won't be going to college." - Here, it's because she's pregnant. In Stand and Deliver, it's because her father wants her to work at his restaurant.
Melita sports a Betty Boop tattoo on her left arm.
Mitch is Officer Harris from Season 8, so he is now Officer Mitch Harris.
Buca de Fagghecini has been renamed Buca de Faggoncini.
The duet between mouse and penis is a variation of An American Tail's "Somewhere Out There".
I wonder if the boy who Melita looks at is Eduardo...
Mr. Derp is back, for anyone doubting a new chef would replace the deceased Chef at the school kitchen.