The Guest Stars of
"The Ungroundable"
by Wild Willie Westwood
The Vamps
Spiky Vamp, Midnight Vamp, Vampir, Sparkly Vamp, Bloodrayne, Cowlick Vamp
Shades Vamp, Little Vamp
A fifth grader named Mike Makowski starts a new club for vampire fans called the South Park Society of Vampires and calls himself Vampir. He goes about recruiting new vampire kids and holding court on the merry-go-round. Bloodrayne is something like his assistant, and the other four are just members. The sparkly vampire thinks she is like Twilight's Bella and has sparkles on her temples. The spiky vampire is really enthusiastic about being part of this club and is eager to please. The midnight vamp (so labeled for the color of his hair) wants to call himself Vladimir, but Mike says that's too close to Vampir. The vampire with the cowlick tells Butters he's not cool enough to hang out with the vampire kids.
The little vamp tells the vamp in shades that the area the Goths hand out in cool because it's dark and isolated. The vamp in shades considers it a great place for a Vampire meeting. Henrietta runs them off.
Soccer kids
Boy 2, Boy 1, Boy 3
The boys in the very back have no lines, so they're not included in this short summary. Boy 2 tells Boy 1 that the soccer ball is right by the vampire kids, and Boy 1 gets the ball. When he leaves, Goth 1 takes offense at being called a wampire kid, and Boy 1 just calls him Dracula and tells him to turn into a bat or something. When the Goth kids wear ordinary Gap clothes the soccer ball stops again in front of them. This time, Boy 3 tells Boy 1 that the ball is in by the Goth kids, but he describes each kid individually since they're wearing normal clothes.
Village Inn Waitress, Hot Topic Clerk
The waitress waits on the Goth kids, but is annoyed that all they do is drink coffee. She's further annoyed that there are more Goth kids there these days, but Goth 1 tries to tell her the new kids are vampire kids, not goth kids. She can't tell the difference, except that they're drinking orange juice instead of coffee. The clerk at Hot Topic asks what the Goth kids are doing when they torch the store, and Goth 1 advises him to get out of there. He finally does once the flames are everywhre.