The Twelfth Season

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 1201. Tonsil Trouble (Original Airdate: 3/12/08)
Cartman’s routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong and he's diagnosed with AIDS. When Kyle finds out, he can't help but laugh, since Cartman usually laughs at people who suffer some misfortune or other. Cartman makes sure he doesn't suffer alone.

 1202. Britney’s New Look (Original Airdate: 3/19/08)
Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park, Colorado when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught up in Britney's celebrity and the never-ending feeding frenzy that follows her wherever she goes. When the boys discover the shocking secret behind her popularity, they try to help her get to the North Pole.

1203. Major Boobage (Original Airdate: 3/26/08)
The boys are worried when Kenny starts experimenting with the newest way to get high. Kenny is skipping school and the other boys are sure it's because he's hooked on the latest drug craze that's popular with the junior high and under crowd. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents become concerned that their son is getting high when they find contraband in his room. To illustrate just how high you can go, "South Park" pays homage to the 1981 movie, "Heavy Metal."

1204. Canada on Strike (Original Airdate: 4/2/08)
Canadians want more money and decide to stage a strike. The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys. Meanwhile, people from Denmark flock to the U.S. and cross the picket lines to take the place of the striking Canadians. In conflict over whether or not to stand with their countrymen, Terrance and Phillip uncover the truth behind the outrageous cost of the strike.

1205. Eek, A Penis! (Original Airdate: 4/9/08)
Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system. While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has been able to reach.

1206. Over Logging (Original Airdate: 4/16/08)
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning and find the internet is gone. No one in South Park has internet access and there’s no telling when, or even if, it will come back. Desperation sets in as the fear of the unknown spreads rapidly across the country. When Randy hears there still may be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west in search of a signal.

1207. Super Fun Time (Original Airdate: 4/23/08)
A class field trip to the living museum takes a deadly turn. Mr. Garrison takes the fourth grade class on an educational field trip to a Pioneer Village where dedicated workers remain in character as their counterparts from the 1800's. Cartman forces Butters to ditch the fanatical townsfolk to go to the amusement center located next door. While the rest of the kids are reluctantly learning about the good old days in Colorado, a group of trigger-happy thieves break into the museum and take everyone hostage.

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