The Secrets of
"Sexual Healing"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web


South Park versions of existing items: Edgar's Glue (Elmer's Glue), Chips-A-Ho (Chips Ahoy) cookies

The poem the priest reads at the funeral is "Crossing the Bar" by Alfred Lord Tennyson:
Sunset and evening star,
And one clear call for me!
And may there be no moaning of the bar,
When I put out to sea,
But such a tide as moving seems asleep,
Too full for sound and foam,
When that which drew from out the boundless deep
Turns again home.

Twilight and evening bell,
And after that the dark!
And may there be no sadness of farewell,
When I embark;
For tho' from out our bourne of Time and Place
The flood may bear me far,
I hope to see my Pilot face to face
When I have crost the bar.

Matt and Trey don't specify when the action is at Philadelphia, Atlanta, or Washington D.C. Consequently, people might get the wrong idea and think the CDC is based in Washington D.C. It's actually based in Atlanta, Georgia.