The Guest Stars of
"The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Assembly Hall
Assemblyman 1, Assemblyman 2, Assemblyman 3
Assemblyman 4, Assemblywoman 2 and 1
These Assembly folk discuss the meaning of the book Butters didn't write, while Stan tries to get that book banned for its filthiness. Each of the Assembly folk comes to a different conclusion than the others, but none of the cunclusions mean anything, as the boys wrote the book just for laughs. Stan and friends couldn't get the Assembly to ban it.
Miscellaneous
Female Teacher, Field Reporter, News Anchor, News Anchor 2, Chinese Reader
The Chinese Reader throws up as he reads "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" and his audience throws up as they hear it. The teacher says the book changed her life. The news anchors and field reporter cover the success of the book. The field reporter and we learn that Butters is planning a second book.
The Today Show, Other Media Personalities, and Frontiers Shoopers
Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira, Al Roker, Morgan Freeman
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, Kim Kardashian, Male Guest, Mr. Needlebaum
Shopper 1, Shopper 2, Shopper 7, Shopper 6, Shopper 4, Shopper 3 and Marsha, Shopper 5
Matt, Meredith, and Al talk to Butters and his parents about his bestseller, and all of them throw up when they remember parts of the book. Morgan Freeman performs a dramatic reading of Butters' second book, "The Pee That Took A Poop,", and once he stops reading, the readers at Frontiers take up the reading and then discuss the book amongst themselves, again reading into it meanings that were not there to begin with. Matthew Broderick answers a question about his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker. Kim Kardashian is massacred with her sisters and a male guest by Shopper 7 when he finishes reading Butters' book and gets it into his head to kill the phonies.
The guest turns out to be Bruce Jenner, the Kardashian sisters' stepfather. The fleeing lady was their mother, Kris Kardashian.