Muff cabbage (actually muff garbage) is anything that comes out of a vagina that isn't a baby.
Sheila is from Jersey and went by the name S-Woww Tittybang. She got pregnant in Newark, New Jersey, which makes Kyle a Jersey kid if you count conception as part of his life.
Snooki sounds like Snarf from the Thudercats, but looks nothing like him. That Randy calls her the Snooki monster means that she also sounds like the Cookie Monster, so there's that to consider.
Shoutouts to SP:BLU and Les Misérables: the pile of furniture and other crap set up as a barricade to keep the Jersey folk out, the flag, the boys arming for battle
Randy considering forgiving Al Qaeda and Steve reminding the town of 9/11 mirrors the current debate of Muslims wanting to put a mosque close to Ground Zero and conservatives worried about the reaction of 9/11 vctims' families about it.
Bar Patron 1 is Redneck 19 from W.T.F.
How could the men lose Snooki when all they had to do was keep their flashlights trained on her???
"Deep down inside, you're a monster. But you're my little monster." - Could be a reference to Lady Gaga's Little Monsters, which is what she calls her fans.
Kyle turned into a guido twice. A guido doesn't need to be of Italian descent.
Kyley-B = Pauly D (also a Jersey Shore castmember), and Kyle's Guido hairstyle mimics Pauly D's.
"S-Woww Tittybang" is a reference to Jersey Shore castmember JWOWW (Jenni Farley), who indeed has huge tits.
Only one of the eight Jersey Shore cast members is actually from New Jersey, and she wasn't lampooned: Sammi
Six of the cast members are from New York, while Pauly D is from Rhode Island.
You may know that Akishino is not actually the Japanese Emperor, Akihito is (Trey acknowledged this in "Whale Wars"). Prince Akishino is second in line after Naruhito for the Chrysanthemum throne.