The Secrets of

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web

How often do UPS drivers call their trucks cars?

"somebody who would have sex with Kyle's mom" - Somewhat odd that Stephen doesn't use "Sheila" instead.

The mechanic from "Butters' Very Own Episode" returns for the third time. :)

I'm noticing the sarcasm more now that it was highlighted in "Sarcastaball."