The Guest Stars of
"Not Without My Anus"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Celine and Sally
Celine is the famous singer, and Sally is the daughter she had with Terrance. Celine and Terrance were once married, and their daughter was studying anthroplogy. Terrance ended up going to Iran to rescue Sally from her Iraqi captors. Celine and Terrance were reunited.
Scott and Saddam
Scott is the prosecutor and TV critic determined to get Terrance on the murder of Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer. When that failed, he resolved to get rid of both Terrance and Phillip. For assistance, he called Saddam Hussein, world-famouse Iraqi (or Irani or Turkish) dictator and lounge lizard. Saddam came in with his men and went about taking over Canada while being unable to capture Terrance and Phillip. Saddam has since been to Hell to visit Satan himself.
Judge And Forewoman
The Judge presides in the case of the People vs. Terrance. He is a Southern Canadian, where accents are like those in the Southern U.S. The jury forewoman - foreperson, ahem - has trouble announcing the jury's verdict because Terrance kept farting. Terrance was found not guilty despite the evidence against him.
Iraqi and American Soldiers
The Iraqi soldiers came to Canada as stowaways to carry out Saddam's plot to take over Canada and take Celine Dion as his woman. Terrance and Phillip didn't know the soldiers went back to Canada with them until Scott told them so. The Americans got word that Saddam and his forces were in Canada, and so two of them went to warn Saddam that he had three years to cleaer out, or the Americans would attack.
Ugly Bob
There's really nothing ugly about Bob, since he looks like Terrance and Phillip, but they call him ugly anyway, and later in the episode he scares the hell out of Celine Dion, Saddam Hussein, and the Iraqi soldiers when he takes off his bag. While he wears the bag he gains employment at the Canadian Airport and gets a date with Celine.
The Delivery Man, and Barky And Purry
Barky and Purry are pets to Terrance and Phillip. Barky is the dog, Purry the cat. The delivery man has a certified letter for Terrance about his daughter Sally. Phillip signs for him, and has to sign on five places on the documents the delivery man holds out.