The Guest Stars of
"Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut"
by Wild Willie Westwood
The Path To Changing The Law
UP counselor, Congressman O'Reilly, Colorado Governor, Bill Clinton
Liane wants to get an abortion, but has forgotten that a fetus is in the womb for three trimesters. She first goes to Unplanned Parenthood to get an abortion, but is told that abortions are prohibited by law after the second trimester. She protests and is told to talk to her congressman. She sleeps with Congressman O'Reilly, but is told that she should really talk to her governor about abortions. She sleeps with the governor, but begins to have second thoughts about an abortion. She then sleeps with our President and an intern's best friend, two-term President Bill Clinton. In that time he was investigated for the various scandals he brought with him or created while in office (Whitewater, foreign contributions, Monicagate, etc.). Mrs. Cartman goes to him for the final answer on aborting a 40-trimester pregnancy, but she isn't too clear on the subject. She gets to do something no other intern or Presidential girlfriend has been able to do: get into bed with the President. Bill Clinton returns in the movie to report on the bombing of the Baldwin house and the declaration of war the U.S. responds with.
America's Most Wanted crew:
Host John Walsh, Director Sid Greenfield, Assistant
Cameraman, Boom Mike Operator, Eric Roberts
John Walsh, the cameraman and the boom mike operator make short appearances, so not much is known of them. Sid Greenfield comes to South Park to find the answer to: Who killed Mephesto? For that, he hires actors to play the various roles, from Chef to Kevin. Eric Roberts comes in to play Kevin's role. A snow storm traps them and cuts all communication with Los Angeles. They spend that night in a studio with many of the townsfolk. When the townsfold get hungry, the first to go is Eric Roberts. Sid is very annoyed that the townsfolk have suddenly gotten hungry despite their full breakfasts, but the folks get hungry again. Then Sid and his assistant are eaten.