The Guest Stars of
"Chickenlover"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Booktastic Bus Driver
He is the flamboyant Bookmobile driver who tries to get everyone into reading by calling it 'magic.' Unfortunately, the books the boys chose to read were adult books. The driver is later revealed to be the chickenfucker, since it was he who grabbed chickens and molested them. At the time of his arrest he was wearing a Nixon mask. Cartman tries to take him down, but Barbrady shows him the proper way to do it: smack him on the back or side of the head.
The Press
Word gets out that South Park's chickens are being molested by a chickenfucker. Reporters come from all around to ask how far the police have gotten in solving the case. Barbrady lobs some answers off, but the press is persistent. Barbrady finally confesses that he can't read, then quits. Joyous riots break out immediately, but soon subside. The press visit the Mayor later on and ask what plans she has for Barbrady. Her aides come up with the idea that Barbrady whould go to school to learn to read.
COPS film crew
They come to tape a week in the life of a South Park police officer. That means Barbrady. The crew goes with him on his beat, but soon after he quits he deputizes the boys. Stan and Kyle help him learn to read while Cartman takes over his duties. The COPS crew then follows Cartman around on his beat, which includes a prostitution sting and a domestic dispute at Kenny's house.