The Guest Stars of
"Ike's Wee Wee"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Mister Freeley
He is Mr. Mackey's landlord. When he hears of Mr. Mackey's firing from South Park Elementary, he changes the locks on Mr. Mackey's doors. Mackey returns home, but can't open his front door. As he asks himself why this is so, Mr. Freeley appears behind him and tells him why, then chases him off the property with some rocks.
Bum in the alley
This bum sleeps in an alley somewhere in South Park. Mr. Mackey has been run out of his house by his landlord, so he looks for a place to spend the night. He finds an alley, but finds it cold. The bum asks if Mackey wants something to warm up with, but Mackey declines. The bum offers some marijuana, which Mackey at first declines, but after thinking over his situation, decides to take it. A few seconds later, and the alley explodes in neon colors. Mackey is quite high, and the bum looks on knowingly.
Mr. Mackey's Demon and Angel
After rough treatment from the citizens of South Park, Mr. Mackey enters the bar and sits down. The bartender offers him some beer, but Mackey rejects it. The demon appears first and encourages him to drink it. The angel then appears and agrees. They disappear as Mackey takes his first sip. The bartender never sees them.
Uncle Murray and Dr. Schwartz
We meet Kyle's Uncle Murray, one of the many relatives on hand for Ike's bris. Dr. Schwartz shows up to perform the operation, and Ike skips over to Kyle's room and goes in. Dr. Schwartz looks for him and finds him with Kyle and his friends. Kyle, having a sudden change of heart, protests the bris and chides him mom and the doctor for planning to cut off Ike's wee wee. The doctor explains that the wee wee is just going to be snipped so it looks bigger. The boys rather like this idea, but still faint when they see it done.
Mr. Mackey's Hippie Girldfriend
And the Betty Ford Clinic Scoial Worker
The girlfriend, a blonde hippie with a heart on her jeans, notices him after he rants about the hipocrisy of the government. She takes him to her place to fingerpaint, and pretty soon, they go to India to get married. His colleagues, with the help of the A-team, find him and abduct him before the marriage takes place and check him into the Betty Ford Clinic. The social worker helps him work through his drug problems, and once she is sure he is fine, sends him back home with some words of encouragement.
The A Team, with Mr. T
Mr. Mackey meets a hippie woman who likes what he said about government duplicity. They decide to marry, and go to India for the honeymoon. Before things get too far, the A-Team shows up and tackles him. They throw him into their van, where he finds Mr. Garrison and Principal Victoria. Jimbo and Ned are in the front seats.
The Piper
The piper provides the only music heard during Ike's funeral and then at Kenny's quicky funeral. The song he plays is Hava Nagilah, usually a joyous song. Nor does it matter whether it is a Jew or a Christian who is buried, the song is still Hava Nagilah.
Hap
He is the bartender of his own bar in Nebraska. He apparently found Ike and took him for a table stand. That's how he is found by his adoptive parents when they come to look for him. Hap tries to stop the Broflovskis from taking Ike away, but doesn't succeed.
Teletubbies
These cute critters were shown when Mr. Garrison had taken the marijuana leaf home and smoked it, then settled in to watch PBS. They were also on TV when Mr. Mackey was taken to the Betty Ford Clinic to recover from substance abuse. The two teenage boys he had seen earlier, in the forest, were also at the clinic.
Two Teenagers
These are the two teenagers Mr. Mackey ran into when he was meandering through the woods near town. He was under the influence of marijuana at the time. They give him some LSD to clear his head, and even though he warned them against drugs many times before, he took a drop and suddenly felt free. The teens appear again at the planetarium, where they, too, fall under Dr. Adams' spell.