The Guest Stars of
"Conjoined Fetus Lady"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Coach Bob Thomas
Bob Thomas is the coach of an undefeated Denver team. The team is so good no other Colorado team would play it. The coach petitioned the state to find him a measly team that had not played Denver, and South Park found itself in the State finals. The coach was shocked that South Park won the game and went on to the U.S. finals.
The Chinese Pray-By-Pray Announcers
These are the two sportsmen who heckled the South Park Cows every chance they could. They are reminiscent of the sportsmen, Frank Hammond and Tom, who announced the plays during the 1997 homecoming game. The Chinese announcers made fun of American facial features, the American use of language, and American lifestyles.
Denver Cougars, Grant Elementary, and The Chinese Dodgeball Team
These are the three teams the Cows had to face in order to get to the world finals. The Denver team asked for a team which might just come to play it, since all its rivals had already lost to it. South Park beat the Cougars because Kyle knew which buttom to press on Pip to piss him off. The Washington Grant team forfeited its game, so South Park got a by to China. The Chinese team was most formidable, and eliminated every South Park player except Pip. Kevin took a note to the Chinese team captain which showed the captain what to say in order for Pip to throw the ball. When the captain read the note, Pip unleashed all his anger and knocked out every Chinese player. South Park is now world dodgeball champion.