The Guest Stars of
"The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Tom the cameraman, J&P Producer, H&K Producer
Tome is Jimbo's cameraman. It turns out that he is also a Viet Nam veteran who seved in Tet, where they had a dinosaur water adventure ride, but longed for a regular log ride. Jimbo and Ned served in Da Nang. Jimbo's producer told him his ratings got higher with every new video from anonymous South Park residents showing footage of the Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka. Jesus' producer tried to show that the footage was fake. When she learns that Ned has gone catatonic, she sneaks into the operating room and asks the boys and Jimbo if they would share their story and subsequent confessions in Jesus and Pals. During taping, she tells the boys and Jimbo to change the truth a bit, and the results are disastrous. Jesus fires her and sends her to hell.
A white horse
This horse appeared only after Jimbo drew a sword from his back pack. It is white with yellow mane and tail. It leaps with impossible grace. Jimbo mounts it and retrieves Ned, who is busy kicking Viet Cong ass with martial arts skill and his good arm. It's later proved that this was impossible, since not all the Viet Cong soldiers were killed, and couldn't be by just two men.
Guests On Jesus and Pals and a Michael Jackson Fan
Jesus' show thus far has been a call-in show, but when Jimbo and Ned start investigating the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, Jesus' ratings start to drop. To counter this, his producer makes the call-in show a talk show, and his first guest is Bob Denver. She then brings on ordinary guests like Michelle and her injured husband, and brings in audiences whose preferences run towards Jerry Springer.