The Guest Stars of
"City On The Edge Of Forever"
by Wild Willie Westwood
The people in Mrs. Crabtree's adventure
Marcus, Talent Scout, Marty Adonis
Carrot Ass, Jay Leno
When Mrs. Crabtree's bus capsizes on the side of a river, she climbs down the side of a hill and flags down a truck driving roofies distributor. He picks her up and has some sexual thoughts about her, but she shuts them down quick. He takes her to Pauly Shore's Comedy Pit, where Carrot Ass is performing. She upstages him so decisively that he peed in his pants and had to leave the stage. She gets the attention of the talent scout, who takes her and Marcus to his boss, Marty Adonis. The scout pitches Mrs. Crabtree to Marty, and he's impressed enough to try her out on the Tonight show. She wows the audience there, but realizes that comedy is made at her expense. Marcus is the only one so far who has appreciated Mrs. Crabtree for who she is. He was going to take advantage of her, but his patient and gentle manner won out over any ideas he might have had about rushing things with her. Besides, the roofies had no effect on her.
The people in Stan's dream of Cartman's dream
The kid in the red shirt is the first to panic and be eaten by the Big Black Scary Monster. He is dressed in traditional Starfleet attire for an ensign and has the proper hairstyle. Later, in a flashback, he survives and is given ice cream by the big black scary mosnter. In other flashbacks, Brent Musberger replaces Patrick Duffy as Scuzzlebutt's left leg, John Elway is indeed Cartman's father, and the reason Mr. Garrison shot Kathie Lee is that an alien is inside her. The most absurd flashback is a Happy Days episode where Fonzie jumps over several school buses with his motorcycle. It is abusrd because Happy Days went off the air five years before the boys were born.