The Guest Stars of
"Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Robert Redford and Phyllis
Robert Redford and Phyllis are the two that design the Sundance Film Festival every year, and take it from quiet mountain town to quiet mountain town. Robert revealed the dark purpose behind it: to nake every small quiet mountain town look and act just like Los Angeles. He gets his comeuppance when he throw Mr. Hankey against a wall. Mr. Hankey strikes back by calling forth poo from the sewer and from the Porto Potties, building it into waves and a twister, and smashing the waves into participants of the Film Festival and into Hollywood Planet. Poo gets into Robert Redford's car and fills it up, drowning Robert and Phyllis in the process.
Fred Savage and Tom Hanks
Fred Savage, of Wonder Years fame, shows up as one of the guests of the Film Festival and receives a round of disappointed aw's. He just doesn't rate as a real celebrity. At the Bijou, he volunteers his services as an actor in the Mr. Hankey film, only to be laughed at. Instead, we get Tom Hanks, who shows up in the film, Me & Mr. Hankey, with a talking monkey.
Candice Butch and Lillith Fare, Mr. Hankey, Tom and his lover
They star in these respective films: Witness To Denial a sexual exploration piece about two women in love, Me And Mr. Hankey, about Mr. Hankey comforting a dying Tom Hanks, and Bow Down To Hollywood, South Park, a film by Tom M. Pooner about two gay cowboys eating pudding and then making out. Stan throws up on the last movie twice. He throws up when Wendy takes his hand, and again when he sees the cowboys start to explore their sexuality.
Marty, director
He is one of many director in the First Annual South Park Film Festival. He finds Cartman and gets him to enter an agreement by which Cartman alone will earn money from the Mr. Hankey film, leaving the other three boys out of it. When Cartman gets his check, it is for only $3, the rest going to various people, like his agent, his lawyer, and Marty, and Cartman feels cheated.