The Guest Stars of
"Chicken Pox"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Old Frida
The boys go to Chef and ask him about getting and giving herpes, and if he knows anyone who has it. He tells them about Old Frida, an old whore who has a mouth full of herpes, and tells them she'd be the one to go to if they want to give herpes to someone else. They find her on Main Street and hire her to soil various items they know their parents will use. They pay her $5 for the job, and soon their parents' lips (and Mrs. Cartman's privates) are infected with herpes.