The Secrets of
"Clubhouses"

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web


This week's theme: Fat Albert. The first thing you hear is a variation of the Fat Albert And The Cosby Kids theme song.

Americans vs. Bosnians - in our day it was Cowboys vs. Indians, or Americans vs. Soviets.

Fat Abbot = Fat Albert (pshaw! Who could've missed that one?)

11/20/01 — Spacemancraig points out the following: Some of Fat Abbott's lines in "Clubhouses" were taken from New Jack City (1991). Here are two of them for comparison:

Fat AbbotCharacter in New Jack City
You think you're slick, you punkass blasphemous dope-fiend bitch!Ice-T says [to Pookie]: "You think you slick you little punk blasphemous dope fiend bitch?!"
I had my jimmy whacked seven times last week!G-Money: "I had my jimmy whacked every day last week!"

How do Stan and Kyle build their clubhouse without nails?

There are SIX people in the back row this time, rather than five: Wendy, Swanson, Kevin, Fosse, Kenny, and the redhead. Because of this, Kenny's position keeps shifting. At times he is just behind and to the left of Stan, at others, he is right behind him.


ROBERT URICH, CAPTAIN OF
THE NEXT WAVE
JOINED THE LOVE BOAT
AFTER


All the while that Randy is single, he wears an earring on his right ear.

When Roy is watching TV, the show he is watching is the Discovery Channel's Interior Motives (how to decorate interiors on a budget), with Christopher Lowell.

Ewok Village 2000 Clubhouse Amenities

According to the blueprints, the clubhouse is a two-story model and comes with fireplace, big screen television, air hockey table, pool table, foozeball table and a bar. But when it is finished, you see a sofa, table, and bar. And a washing machine, a front end of a car, and some interesting views.

D.V.D.A. - Double Vaginal, Double Anal. The ultimate act in porn, and the name of Parker and Stone's band.

In the party at Cartman's clubhouse, the three fifth-graders in the unaired pilot appear. The one in the grey-green duck cap grabs some Cheesy Poofs from the tray Cartman is carrying around. The one with his picture on his shirt falls down drunk, then is up again.

Are Sharon and Roy reading the same note? Sharon reads, "Meet me in the clubhouse," while Roy reads, "Meet me at the clubhouse."