The Guest Stars of
"Cow Days"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Tom and Mary
Tom and Mary won a trip to South Park, which they didn't at all want. They got the trip just in time for Cow Days and tried to enjoy themselves the best they could, but the carnival and rides were just awful. Jimbo accused them of stealing the Cow Memorial, and Barbrady promptly arrested them. They were soon forgotten. When Barbrady went to the cell to incarcerate the carnival people, he found Tom and Mary dead, their corpses being eaten by rats.
Bob, Cohost, and Cowgirl
Bob is the host of What The Hell Is That!, a game show about things too odd to discuss on regular game shows. He awarded Tom and Mary their trip to South Park for Cow Days. The cowgirl displayed pictures of South Park and Cow Days as the booth announcer described these winnings to Tom and Mary.
The Cow Memorial
Jimbo commissioned the Cow Memorial for the town's annual Cow Days. One by one the cows took a liking to it. Soon, a large group of cows came and pushed the memorial to a huge open field, where they and a lot more cows worshiped it. Jimbo and some FBI agents came to disperse the cows, but they all went to a cliff and walked off.
Operators for
Toss-A-Ball and Chamber of Farts
The Toss-A-Ball operator won his money by making Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth smaller than the regular balls, but had smaller balls at the ready should someone challenge the honesty of the game. Kyle challenged him by declaring Shenanigans twice. The second time was succesful: the operator and the rest of the carnival people were beat with brooms.
Jack McMack
Jack McMack is a professional bronco-buster who doesn't get to stay on the eight seconds required of each rider. He is thrown off his bull, lands on the horns of another, and dies.
Mitchell and Grey Hat
Mitchell and Grey Hat are two ranchers whose cows got involved in a cow cult that came to worship the Cow Memorial Jimbo had commissioned. First they saw the cows gather, then they told Jimbo about it, and Jimbo called in the FBI. Finally, all of them could only watch as cow after cow committed suicide.