The Guest Stars of
"Chef Aid"

by Wild Willie Westwood

Mr. Big Record Producer, with SPOOGEMr. Big Record Producer and Alanis MorissetteAlanis Morissette
Producer's Phrase: I Am Above The Law!

The record producer did not believe Chef even after he heard the original recording of "Stinky Britches," so he sued Chef for $2 million, which is Johnny Cochran's fee. When the producer won the case, he repossessed all of Chef's belonging. Later on, the producer sabotaged the Chef Aid stage after sawing various supports away. The stage came down during Elton John's performance, and the producer declared victory, until Cochran decided to represent Chef. Alanis Morissette is the artist who sings "Stinky Britches" in this episode. She shot the video for the song in a car.

Johnny Cochran, with a growing heartJohnny Cochran and Judge MosesJudge Moses

Capitalist Records' went after Chef after learning of Chef's version of "Stinky Britches" and had Johnny Cochran prosecute the case for them. He used the Chewbacca defense to win the case. He was in the crowd during Chef Aid, and later took Chef's case for free. This time, he prosecuted the record company on Chef's behalf, used the Chewbacca defense, and won again. Chef got his name on the credits to "Stinky Britches." Judge Moses presided over both cases. In the first one, he sentenced Chef to prison, for 8 million years, but reduced it to four years.

Reporter at CourthouseCourthouse Reporter and Teen MCTeen MC, hosting Chef Aid

This reporter followed the Chef case from beginning to end, and showed some drawings of the trial. At the end, he was among a group of reporters asking Chef what he'll do next. The teen MC hosted Chef Aid and introduced each act. Woooohoo! The Teen M.C. returns in Timmy 2000 as the M.C. for the Battle of the Bands, in which Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld were the winners.

Sir Elton John. Nice outfit!Sir Elton John and MeatloafMeatloaf, at home
Rick JamesRick James and Ozzy OsbourneOzzy Osbourne enjoying a bit of flesh
Primus In Sailor Duck SuitsPrimus and Joe StrummerJoe Strummer
RancidRancid and WeenWeen, with Dean (right of stage) and Gene. Steve must be the drummer

Except for Meatloaf, all these artists performed in Chef Aid. Meatloaf remembered how Chef suggested he change his name from Cous-Cous to something meatier. Rancid was the first act in Chef Aid, but had nothing to say about Chef. Primus thanked Chef for all the encouragement. Joe Strummer noted how Chef encouraged him to use the pelvic thrust. Ozzy Ozbourne credited his musical career to a mistaken understanding of Chef's suggestion. Ween has no idea who Chef is. Elton remembered Chef as the man who introduced him to Bernie Taupin. Elton made a song for Wendy from the lyrics Stan gave him.