The Guest Stars of
"Gnomes"
by Wild Willie Westwood



John Postem, Camel Joe, and Billy, The Kid
John Postem is a Harbucks executive who wants to open a Harbucks Coffehouse in South Park. He tries to buy out Mr. Tweek, but when that doesn't work he opens the coffeehouse next door. The town learns of this and tries to run him and the coffeehouse out of town. Postem tries to reach the younger crowd, the children, by dressing as a camel and passing out samples of Harbucks coffee. Billy, a young boy, is the first to be reached, but his mom arrives in time to stop him from taking any coffee.
The South Park Town Committee
The town committee is in charge of various departments in South Park, including that of education. The school board is considering firing Mr. Garrison because it doesn't think he is teaching his students anything about current events. The students have to create oral reports and present them to the committee, which, as it turns out, is the school board. Tweek's group presents its reports in favor of small businesses. The committee approves of the report and make it a cause, which leads to a vote on Prop. 10.
The Underpants Gnomes
Two of the gnomes are shown above. They specialize in stealing underpants in the hopes of making profit from them, but they don't know how. Still, they pride themselves in the busines of stealing. Normally, they work at night, but from to time to time, if one knows where to look, one can find them stealing underpants during the day, and even in broad daylight.