The Guest Stars of
"Prehistoric Ice Man"
by Wild Willie Westwood
The Aussie Hunter And His Navigator
He first appears hunting crocodiles in a program the boys are watching. His trademark move is a thunb up some animals butthole. Later, when the police and the feds have trouble apprehending the prehistoric ice man, the Aussie is called in to help them catch him. The Aussie catches up to the train as it heads out of South Park with the ice man in it. He and the ice man wrestle until they are on the roof of a passenger car, at which point the Aussie pins down the ice man and is about to jam his thumb up the ice man's butthole. A helicopter sent to stop the train causes a crash that sends the Aussie into its blades and chops him to bits.
Larry, the Prehistoric Ice Man
This is the ice man the Aussie was hired to go after. He was discovered quite by accident by Kyle after Kyle tripped on a rock running away from Cartman and ended up in an abyss. Stan and Kyle somehow got the ice man out of the abyss and onto a sled. All four boys pushed the sled into town, but Stan and Kyle got into a fight over what to name the ice man. Stan called him Gorak, Kyle called him Steve. Kyle outsmarted Stan at every turn so that the ice man was Steve as far as Mephesto was concerned. Mephesto took charge of the ice man and thawed him out, then set up a 1996 habitat for the ice man to live in. Stan went to help the ice man escape, then Kyle showed up. Before Stan could do anything Kyle opened the habitat door and the ice man, who revealed that his name was Larry, escaped. He sought out his wife, but ended up talking to a woman who had two kids, one of them older than their "marriage," which bewildered him. He went to Stan's house to freeze himself, but Kyle stopped by to offer a better idea: life in Des Moines. Larry took him up on the offer and was headed out of town when he encountered the Aussie. After the helicopter and train collided, Larry got into the helicopter and flew away in it.
Federal Agents
The agents learned about the prehistoric ice man and wanted to get him for some military-industrial plan to conquer Sweden. They contacted Dr. Mephesto and worked with him to show off the prehistoric ice man in an exhibit. They revealed their intentions in passing, but Mephesto neer quite heard what they were saying.
Train Conductor and Helicopter Pilot
The conductor was told to stop by one of the agents, but apparently didn't hear what the agent was saying. He plowed the train into a helicopter sent to stop it. The helicopter pilot was alarmed that the train wasn't stopping, so he jumped out before the train hit the copter.
"Leslie" And Her Family
After he escaped, Larry went to find his wife, who was named Laslie. The woman he ended up talking to didn't remember him, even calling him Leslie. She had two kids, ages 13 and 8. Larry was stunned to learn that this woman had a 13 year-old son.
Marilyn Manson
Makes an appearance on television in a video at an electronics store. When Larry sees this he smashes the large window of the electronics store, grabs the big-screen TV and pulls in onto the ground, destroying the TV. The other TV's remain untouched and continue playing the video.