The Guest Stars of
"Jakovasaurs"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Jakov, Junjun, their kids, and the DOI agents
Jakov and Junjun are the last two jakovasaurs on the planet, and Junjun is the first of the two the boys encounter. She talks funny, and the town takes to calling her Hope. Some DOI agents come to town after hearing about the jakovasaurs, who until then are known from archaeological artifacts. The agents decide to propagate the species, so they arrange for the jakovasaurs to have their own home, so they can have some privacy and time to make love. It turns out they can't procreate: they don't have external sexual organs. The agents go to Dr. Mephesto for assistance, and he draws some sperm from Jakov to artificially inseminate Junjun. This is successful, but results in a large litter of little jakovasaurs. The babies grow quickly and soon overrun Mr. Garrison's classroom and Chef's kitchen. The agents quickly tire of the jakovasaurs and leave town, appointing Cartman as a deputy DOI agent. The town also tires of them and rigs up a game show in order to send the jakovasaurs on a one-way trip to France.
The French
They have a very small role. When the jakovasaurs reach Paris, France, they alight in front of the Café Grenouille and walk around a bit. Jakov trips over some chairs and into a table, and the French are first annoyed, then amused. The jakovasaurs remind them of Jerry Lewis.