The Guest Stars of
"Cat Orgy"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Skyler, Jonesy, and Mark
Skyler was Shelley's boyfriend. She invited him to spend some time with her at Cartman's house during her babysitting. He tried to kiss her and eventually succeeded; he tried to go further and failed, so he dumped her. She and Cartman conspired to lure Skyler out of his house so she could go in and trash his guitar. When he discovered the ruse he want back to confront them, only to be doused with catnip and attacked by a bunch of horny cats. His penis was bitten off. Mark and Jonesy are the members of Skyler's band. When they said Shelley's song, "Turds," was gay and that she could not join their band, he ran them out of the house.
When Timmy comes to town, the boys, who now call themselves the Lord of the Underworld, find fame with Timmy as their frontman. For a while, Skyler resents this and leaves the group, since he's the original frontman. News of that spreads quickly and the group is dropped from the Lalapalalapaza tour while Phil Collins returns as the headliner. The crowd wants thr group back. Skyler returns to the group after some soul-searching and makes amends with Timmy. The group returns to the stage victorious.
Kitty and the Alley Cats
Liane reveals that the cat, whom Cartman had taken to calling Mr. Kitty, is actually a female cat. Kitty goes into heat during the meteor shower, and Cartman can only tell her to be quiet. Kitty watches two lions mate and gets even hornier. Cartman sends her on a mission, but she simply ends up on the front steps. Later, she hears the call of another cat and follows the call to an alley in town. There, she finds a big orange cat who mounts her, but unsuccessfully. She walks farther and finds a group of cats in front of a back door. She shows them her ass and they swarm all over her. She leads them back to the Cartman house and holds an orgy, where the cats take to drinking and snorting crack. When Shelley and Cartman return to the house, they find it a mess. Skyler returns to avenge himself, but Cartman throws some catnip at him and the cats swarm him.