The Guest Stars of
"Two Guys In A Hut Tub"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Dougie, a first-grader
Dougie is a cute first grader who looks even cuter in a dress, at least when he's Jill Munroe, one of Charlie's Angels. He likes math and wants to be a reporter when he grows up, because reporters get to wear cool coats. At the meteor shower party, he is sent to the basement - er, special kids' room - to join other kids who might be down there. He ends up there with Pip and Butters, and then Stan finds all three of them. When the boys play Charlie's Angels and Stan is resigned to play Bosley, Stan tells them to find a way out of the basement. Dougie is the first to discover a way up to the party upstairs. Dougie is also chosen to report on the meteor shower party so that the ATF outside could see that no plan to commit mass suicide is being carried out.
The ATF
Commander Danny Ganz; Johnson, ATF sharpshooter; ATF crew and vehicles, The Negotiator
The ATF show up when someone suspects something funny at Mr. Mackey's house on the night of the meteor shower. They monitor the activity inside and call for backup. Officer Barbrady shows up and is made to watch with them. The ATF leader sends Johnson, a sharpshooter, to enter the residence and see exactly what's happening. Johnson enters and is offered a mai tai by Mr. Mackey, which he gladly accepts. The ATF bring in tanks, helicopters, whatever they can think of to break the "cult" inside the Mackey house. The leader calls for the Ganz technique, which involve setting up monster speakers on either side of the front door and connecting them to a player. They play a Cher song, hoping to draw the "cult" members out, but Mr. Mackey plays the same song inside. The leader, who reveals himself as Danny Ganz, then brings in the Negotiator. The Negotiator fires a cannonball over the Mackey house and destroys four houses behind it. When Ganz and his men learn that the activity inside is indeed just a party, he commends his men for participating in this "simulation," and then commands them all to clear out. They do so in a hurry.
Juanita, Cameron
Minor roles here. Juanita is Mr. Mackey's maid for the meteor shower party, so she prepares the drinks and snacks. Cameron is a friend of Jimbo. Jimbo and Cameron, it turns out, masturbated in front of each other once. In fact, most of the men at the party have masturbated in front of another man at one time or another. Some of them have done it several times.
Derek Smalls
Derek Smalls follows the ATF to the Mackey house to report on ATF activity and possible cult activity in the house. He reports that there are children in the "compound" after he receives a picture of Stan looking out a window. He later receives an exclusive video from Butters showing that the activity inside is just a party and nothing more. This prompts the ATF to flee the residence and Mr. Smalls to use the tape to expose this latest ATF fiasco and further his career.