The Guest Stars of
"Jewbilee"
by Wild Willie Westwood
The Elders
Welcoming Elder, Elder Carn, Elder Harris
Activity Elder, Elder Garth, Elder Schwartz
There are seven elders in the camp, and six of them are pictured here. Elder Schwartz is the head elder and Elder Garth is from the Synagogue of Anti-Semitic Jews. The welcoming elder welcomes the boys to Jewbilee and serves as door monitor. He is the one who closes the door behind Junichi so the boy could not return. The activity elder tells the Scouts they will be making soap sculptures and leads them in chant around the campfire. Elder Harris assists in leading the Scouts. Elder Garth, the Anti-Semitic Jew, tells the other elders that the meteor shower is a sign of Haman's coming reign. All the Jews are to soon follow Haman's teachings intead of Moses' teachings. He then sets out to make Haman's reign possible by finding a conch shell and trapping Moses in it for all eternity. He succeeds in trapping Moses, but Kenny saw the whole thing, so when Garth was summoning Haman, Kenny took the book away from him. Garth got it back. Kenny receives the conch shell from the bear and breaks it with his head, releasing Moses and thwarting Garth's plans. Moses absorbs Haman and destroys Garth.
Moses and Haman
All denominations of Judaism follow the teachings of Moses - almost. Elder Garth's denomination, which is rather new and anti-Semitic, follows the teachings of Haman. The Jew Scouts make their soap sculptures and then gather around the campfire to chant. Moses appears as an inverted obelisk with a rotating face floating above the fire. The leaders tell him what the Scouts and the Squirts have made and ask him what he wants to see. He asks first for the macaroni pictures, but is told they will be ready soon. He then asks for the scuptures, which the Scouts offer. Kenny offers his, but Moses senses that Kenny is impure. The elders send Kenny away, at which point Moses is captured by Garth in the Conch of Blind Faith. Garth then tries to summon Haman, but Kenny and Schlomo separately try to stop him. Garth finally succeeds in summoning Haman, but Haman has no time to do anything. Kenny gets the conch shell from a bear and breaks it open with his head. Moses comes out of the shell, absorbs Haman, and kills Garth by firing at him with laser beams. Moses then sets the day of Kenny's death as a day to honor Kenny for saving the Jews, with macaroni pictures, soap sculptures, and glittered paper-plate bean shakers. Moses is seen later as the nerve center of the Hall of Super Best Friends.
Schlomo and the Squirts
We don't get to know the Squirts' leader's name until near the end, when he's the one the elders call upon to open the door locking them inside a cabin. The leader takes Ike to join the rest of the Squirts in Squirts' Lair on their project: macaroni pictures. He shows the Star of David as an example, and he asks the Squirts to make their own pictures. Ike makes a masterpiece of the Last Supper, which Schlomo frowns upon. Schlomo sees a bear rummage through some trash cans outside and determines that he and the Squirts should trap and kill the bear, and present it to the elders so Schlomo can get his Chutzpah badge. The bear outwits them, though, and Schlomo ends up without any Squirts. He finds the elders and the Scouts locked in a cabin and is warned to watch out. He turns to find Haman aiming at him, then finds the conch shell containing Moses. He tries to get the shell, but is shot in the shoulder. He tosses the shell away.
Three Squirts
Ishmael, Matthew, and Joseph
Three of the Squirts are Ishmael, Matthew, and Joseph. Ishmael makes a macaroni picture of an apple, Matthew makes one of a cat, and Joseph makes one of a triangle. When the Squirts go to hunt the bear down, Schlomo tries a rush attack, with Matthew to spring the net on the bear. Unfortunately, the bear senses the plan and growls at Matthew, who throws the net over himself. The bear carries him away. Later on, Kenny finds him and the other Squirts Schlomo had lost in a little party for the bear's cub.
The Jew Scouts
Kyle has to go to Jew Scouts on the night of the meteor shower, because that night is also Jewbilee. He and Kenny join the Scouts at Meshuggeneh Hall and learn what they will be doing that night: soap scuptures. New scouts, shown below, are inducted. The Scouts then make their sculptures and present them to Moses after calling him forth. They gang up on Kenny when he is found to be impure. Garth sends them all into a cabin and locks them in there with the other elders. There they stay until Kenny brings the Squirts and the Squirts erect a human pillar to bring down the keys from above the door. Ike gets to open the lock and set the elders and Scouts free.
Some of the Jew Scout Inductees
These are seven of the inductees at Jewbilee. Inductee 4 is a Japanese boy named Junichi. The activity elder asked him to get some candles. When he left, the door was locked behind him so he could not return. Inductees 5 and 7 were the first inductees to be subjected to the bell, with inductee 5 crying as he walked away from the bell.
Inductee 1 can be seen in the movie dressed like Clyde, but without the gloves. On his shirt is a beaver, and he has joined the fourth grade.
A momma bear and her cub
The momma bear shown above is smarter than the average bear. She's been around the Jew Scouts camp for some time before Jewbilee. The Squirt leader, Schlomo, first sees her rummaging through the trash cans outside Squirts' Lair. He gets the Squirts ready to hunt the bear down, but the bear is too smart for him. Matthew is sent to trap the bear with a net, but he throws the net on himself and the bear takes him away. The bear next pounces on some poisoned bait, jerking the rope a Squirt was pulling to control the bait. The Squirt is pulled into the air and lands on the bait, and the bear carries away her second Squirt. When Schlomo plans his next move, the bear carries away a third Squirt, Zigmo, behind his back. When Schlomo finds a straw Squirt in a clearing, he looks long and hard before realizing it's a trap. The Squirts are not as fast as he is in getting out of the way, so the bear spring the net on the remaining Squirts and carries them all away. She then finds Kenny and takes him away to her cave, where the Squirts have all been gathered to celebrate her cub's birthday. Kenny tells them about the situation at camp, and everyone, including the two bears, rushes out to help free the Scouts and the elders. The momma bear retrieves the Conch of Blind Faith and gives it to Kenny, then leaves.