The Guest Stars of
"KoRn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
by Wild Willie Westwood
KoRn, Nibblet, the Pirate Ghosts
KoRn arrives in South Park for a Halloween concert, but before reaching town they run into some pirate ghosts, who scare them off the road and over a cliff. The band members come out without a scratch and make their way to the town. They come across the boys, who confirm that they have indeed reached South Park. The members of KoRn instroduce themselves, and then their pal Nibblet. The next night the boys return to the docks and reach the band as it finishes practice and they tell KoRn of Kyle's missing Grandma's corpse, and KoRn somehow ties this to the ghost pirates the members encountered earlier. This forms the basis of a mystery to solve, and the band and the boys get to solving it. When the townsfolk comes to run KoRn out of town, Nibblet opens the door
The Corpse of Cleo Broflovski, the dog who ate it, and the Watchmen
Stan persuades Kyle to dig up Kyle's Grandmother's corpse so they can get back at the fifth graders, who have been torturing them during the days prior to the Halloween Haunt. The boys go to the cemetery, dig up the corpse, and take it to the docks. They set it aside in a place they're sure no one will be checking and leave. A stray dog picks up the scent of the corpse and looks for it. It find the corpse and drags it away, eating it later. The boys return to the docks to retrieve the corpse the following night, Halloween, but find it missing. Earlier in the day, two watchmen from the cemetery go to the Broflovski house to tell Sheila of the missing corpse, and the possible grotesque uses some sick mind would have for it. Later on, when they tell the town of the missing corpse, one of them demonstrates how sex with a corpse would sound. When the pirate-ghost mystery is solved, the whereabouts of the corpse are still not known, but the dog returns and coughs up the corpse, with head coughed up separately.
KOZY DJ and Dr. Spookalot
The DJ is in town for the Halloween Haunt and broadcasts from the docks during the days leading up to the event, and he's waiting for KoRn to arrive. Dr. Spookalot operates Spooky Laboratory. Cartman enters to see what could be so spooky and is blindfolded. He is then led to various ordinary items and asked to fondle them, after which is told what exotic thing each of them is.