The Guest Stars of
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Mailman Timmy, the Kids, and a man on a Porto-Potty
The show starts with "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo". Mailman Timmy sings the song, in Bing Crosby fashion, but on the soundtrack for the episode he's called Cowboy Timmy The kids sing background vocals, and some of them get lines of their own to sing. Among the kids is a girl dressed in pink who is to become known as Lizzy, or Princess. And the man on the Porto-Potty is here simply because he had a few lines in the song and a piece of poo that just wouldn't fall off his ass.
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler resides in Hell now, with a bunch of other celebrities, but he misses Christmas. He pines for a Christmas tree, and Satan stops by to check up on him. Hitler reminisces about his life - how he used to put the star above the Christmas tree, how he saluted the Nazi soldiers walking down his street, how he beaned a Jewish boy with a snowball on the back of the head. - and starts to bawl. Satan tries to cheer him up with a song of his own, and finally gives Hitler a Christmas tree. Hitler appears in future Hell scenes such as a luau.
Angels, and Frizzies News Anchor
The angels simply sang back-up for Cartman in "O Holy Night," and they sometimes corrected him or finished a line for him. The news anchor kept promising "Fighting with Frizzies" at 11. Finally he gets to deliver, and closes the episode in a boxing ring with a Frizzies monster. The outcome is undetermined.