The Secrets of
"Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus."

by Wild Willie Westwood, with sources from all over the Web


"Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus." = "Are You There God? It's Me. Margaret." But then, the same is true of Charlie Manson in "Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson."

Whowee! What a way to end 1999! A puberty episode!

Eliza Schneider, at least in this episode, is the voice of Sharon and Mrs. McCormick. But if she can do Sharon, she can also do Principal Victoria. And if she can do Mrs. McCormick, she can do Ms. Crabtree.

The jakovasaurs are still in France…

Jesus' address: 80122.

Craig Netzel likens Jesus coming out of his house to the groundhog coming out of his tunnel - Groundhog Day.

Looks like Kenny reads the South Park Enquirer from back to front.

This is the second time John Travolta is mentioned.

Throughout the episodes are scenes from "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." Here's a list:

  1. The x-ray shown during the News Flash is the same one used when Mr. Hankey's "seen the love inside of you"
  2. The picture of Santa and Jesus at McKemick's in Jesus' room.
  3. Ike and the blocks
Stan's radio has two interesting numbers on the dial: 66.6 and the symbol for infinity.

People have noted that Trey's boy voices have gotten a little deeper over the past year. Maybe that was the basis for this episode.

Mephesto prescribes one tablet of hormones weekly. The bottle of pure hormones has a dosage of one tablet daily — oops, that changes to one tablet weekly when Stan reads it. Stan finishes the bottle off at once, dropping one tablet on the floor.

Stan has no idea that if his father didn't go through puberty, he would not be here.

I'm surprised Kenny didn't spontaneously combust. This is the second time his ass has been plugged up. Also, you'd think Kenny would know better than to

Rod Stewart on a wheelchair is a fine example of geriatric rock. Or dinosaur rock.

Whoa! The way God looks here, it's a good thing the Holy Spirit, not the Father, impregnated Mary.