The Guest Stars of
"Worldwide Recorder Concert"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Mr. and Mrs. Garrison Sr., and friends
Mr. Garrison has a BIG problem. He wasn't molested as a boy, and now he thinks his father doesn't love him. When the class goes to compete in the recorder concert, he insists on not going, as his father still lives in the city of the concert. Mr. Mackey convinces him to go. Mr. Garrison Sr. is a tough man who doesn't see why his son wants to be so close to him, and Mrs. Garrison Sr. is just confused and frustrated by the whole thing. Mr. Mackey finds Mr. Garrison Sr. at the gas station and convinces him that he should molest his son to get closer to him, and Mr. Garrison Sr. takes this under advisement. At night he talks to his buddies at the local bar, including the bartender, but their discussion just frustrates him, and he goes home. He goes into his son's room to molest him...
The New Yorkers
New York Tough 1, New York Tough 2, Black Kid in EKKO shirt, Athlete
These four kids were among the New Yorkers who attended the Worldwide Recorder Concert. They razzed the South Park kids plenty, and were astonished that the South Park kids' vocabulary was so limited. Cartman invented a word, mung, only to find that the New Yorkers already knew the word, as well as its meaning. Cartman and the others were at a loss when the lead tough called them queefs. Well, the South Park kids came up with a plan to get back at the New Yorkers: the brown noise. It got out of hand, and everyone was affected.
Concert Coordinator, Yoko Ono, Kenny G, Delivery Man
Yoko Ono is the host for the concert, but it's the coordinator who's the main figure in the episode. She gets the schools to practice, gets the music to everyone, and makes sure everyone goes where they should. And Kenny G is the one who actually molested Mr. Garrison. Garrison's father pays him off the following morning, and Kenny G shows up at the concert to cohost with Yoko Ono. The delivery man is one of the people Kenny and Cartman try the brown noise on before making the change to the sheet music.
Reporters Alan and Rick
Alan covers the aftermath of the brown noise from New York, with shots from around the world The brown noise from 4 million recorders is powerful enough to affect even people who weren't watching TV at the moment the noise was made. Everyone doubles over in pain and craps their pants. Rick covers events at the source of the noise, the Worldwide Recorder concert stage. The place is just in shambles after everyone ran for the nearest restrooms. Stan, Kyle, and Cartman shuffle by whistling as Alan wraps up his report.