The Guest Stars of
"Cripple Fight!"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Mountain Scoutmasters
They oversee the Mountain Scouts, and so are the ones who rmeoved Big Gay Al from his post as Scoutmaster and send Mr. Grazier in his place. The one in the middle takes over after Mr. Grazier is arrested for child molestation.
Mr. Grazier
Mr. Grazier comes in after Big Gay Al has been dismissed as Scoutmaster, at the urging of the parents of South Park. Mr. Grazier quickly brings order to the troop, as his approach is a military one. But he soon reveals a dark secret, which he tells the boys not to tell anyone. Butters demonstrates it to Big Gay Al, though, and Al realizes who this Mr. Grazier is. Mr. Grazier is eventually arrested and revealed as Mr. Slippyfist, and the pictures he took of the Scouts that first night are confiscated.
Gloria Allred
She's the famous defense lawyer who takes up all kinds of causes (these days she's a talk radio host). She took up Big Gay Al's case once she got word of it. She defended him and won the case, but Al had second thoughts about returning as a Scoutmaster. He dropped the case, saying he'd rather persuade than sue the Scouts to accept gay members within their ranks. She got upset and called him a homophobe.
Field Reporter Chris, Joe, of Joe n' Friends; Steven Spielberg
Chris, the reporter, got reaction from various people about Big Gay Al being removed from Scouts. Among them was Joe, a talk show host, and Director Steven Spielberg. Spielberg was noted in the roport for makiing some pretty bad movies. Chris also interviewed Gloria Allred, who quickly took on the case.
A Girl selling puppies, and a Colorado Supreme Court Chief Justice
The girl was selling puppies when the boys came by and kicked her out of her spot right outside the supermarket. Cartman threw her box of puppies away, and she went after it. The Supreme Court Justice shown delivered the verdict in Big Gay Al's case agains the Scouts.