The Guest Stars of
"How To Eat With Your Butt"
by Wild Willie Westwood
Stephen and Martha Thompson, with Ben Affleck
The Thompsons first appear when Cartman decides to put Kenny's current school picture on milk cartons as a prank. He learns from the milk compnay that a couple contacted the company looking for their son, and he just gets a kick out of it and tells his friends about it. When he finally meets them he wants to burst out laughing, but he can't, and goes right upstairs a bit stunned. Stan and Kyle, laughing, direct the couple to Kenny's house, and the couple leaves with Mrs. Garthunk. Kenny's parents explain the prank and the couple understands. Still, Mrs Thompson sobs. Outside, one by one, the boys look in, then Officer Barbrady looks in and calls out to a few people. Mr. Garrison, Mrs. Broflovski, and Chef show up and look in as well. The Thompsons are given a tour of the milk production plant and then shown a room where names of missing chilidren are submitted and any matches found. The Thompsons learn that there is a child with their deformity who has gone on to be famous, and his name... is Ben Asslick... ahem, Ben Affleck
South Park Milk Company President
He apologizes to the Thompsons for the milk company's printing Kenny's picture on its milk cartons and gives them a tour of the plant as a way to make things up to them. He also shows them the room where the computer search for their son will take place and has Mrs. Garthunk start the search. Once the Thompson son is found, the president sets up a press conference where the boy, now a famous man, will be reunited with his parents.
Mrs. Garthunk, receptionist
She helps Cartman get Kenny's picture out on South Park Milk cartons, and one of them reaches the Thompsons, which is why they're in South Park looking for their son. She helps them look for the kid in the picture, but that turns out to be Kenny, so she goes and does a computer search for a child who has the same deformity as the Thompsons, then does a search for children who've reported their parents missing and who have the same defect. She finally finds the boy, but learns he's now a man, and a famous one at that. She gets to introduce the man to his parents at a press conference.